What Exactly Is Teabagging?

Teabagging. You’re probably assuming that it has to do with tea, right? Wrongo. Just like with other seemingly random terms, this one has to do with sex. And it’s enough to make tea drinkers change the way they look at their teabags completely. I apologize an advance for this even though I did not come up with the name. Here’s the deal with teagbagging.

So, what exactly is it?

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To put it simply, teabagging is basically where you put bae’s balls in your mouth. Everyone’s unofficial sex term resource Urban Dictionary describes teabagging as “a man that squats on top of a women’s face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex.” You’re welcome.

 

And it really doesn’t involve anything to do with tea? Not even in a kinky way?

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Nope, there is no tea involved in this act. However, if you want to find some way that you can incorporate your and bae’s love of tea into your sexy time activities, go for it.

 

What is with the whole “teabagging” name then?giphy-downsized

Well, whatever person coined the term obviously thought that the idea of bae “dipping” his balls into your mouth is similar to the act of dipping a tea bag into a cup filled with boiling whatever. (Remember what I said about not being able to look at your tea the same way again after all of this?)

 

 

Do I really have to put his entire balls in my mouth? Is that even possible?

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This isn’t a contest. You don’t need to force yourself because that will probably result in you gagging and/or choking. And that will then result in some pain in your SO’s nether regions. And none of that would make for an enjoyable experience. The thing to remember is that the balls often get left out in the sexy time fun so any attention, as with teabagging, is good.

 

So it is like deep throating?

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Not really. You are putting a part of bae’s anatomy into your mouth, but the peen actually really doesn’t come into play (pun fully intended) with teabagging.

 

Do you have any tips?
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Do not take the tebagging metaphor so literally that you just put bae’s balls in you mouth a few times and that is that. Try experimenting with your tongue and lips and apply different amounts of pressure. You can even get your hands involved, too. You could even try a bit of gentle biting. However, it might be a good idea to ask bae ahead of time and remember to be very gentle. It’s sensitive down there.

 

What about protection?

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As always, it’s important to practice good hygiene before engaging in any sort of sexy act and that definitely applies to teabagging. To avoid skin-on-skin contact, you can try using a nonporous plastic wrap over bae’s nether regions and you can wear a dental dam.

 

Have you ever tried teabagging? Let us know in the comments!

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