Like most people, the only thing that I have really been able to think about today–April 7th in the Year of our Lord 2017–is my nemesis, Harry Styles. I say “nemesis” here because, as I am sure you already know, he released his new post-apocalyptic song “Sign of the Times” today. It has sent me into something of a metaphysical tailspin, meaning that the only thing I have been able to think about is Harry Styles. For example: Ms. Kim Kardashian West posted a photo with her and a hairstylist on Twitter today, and for about thirty-five full seconds, I really and truly thought that it was Harry Styles himself playing with Kim Kardashian’s hair. Which would be fine and very nearly plausible, in a sense! It’s just that this particular man does not happen to look anything like Harry Styles:
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 7, 2017
I am sure you can relate. But enough of that! The real matter at hand today is that all of this Harry Discourse has made me think of the other Harry. You know–Potter. Harry Potter. It should be noted that this particular Harry (Potter) is fictional, while the other Harry (Styles) is allegedly real. Still, to that I would counter: is Harry Styles actually real? Based on my own personal, constant hallucinations of the man, I would say no. Anyway. If you need a distraction from the aches and pains of the world around you, check out these inappropriate posts about Harry Potter (not Styles! Though, you know, it’s available) that will almost certainly make you laugh out loud:
1. Seems a little presumptuous, but okay:
2. A beautiful, touching melody:
3. Why…does Hedwig…have…a six pack……
4. I’d watch it!
5. Harry Potter/ Pitch Perfect crossovers almost always work, actually:
6. THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY OMG:
7. I mean…find the lie:
8. Sometimes, the best material is right there on the page:
9. This fic is amazing!!
10. I don’t know why this is making me laugh so much, but it is, so, uh…here:
11. Here’s a very useful Harry Potter sex tip:
12. Here’s a classic logic problem:
13. I…don’t know what to say:
14. THIS WHOLE THING IS SO RUDE:
18. Hah. Same!
What do you think about these memes? Are any of them…too inappropriate for you? Let us know in the comments!