Listen up, humans with vaginas: there is no “right” way to have a vag. That being said, there are some pretty random things that you can do with said vagina that might be a little… weird. I don’t want to vagina shame, of course, because you totally should to whatever makes you comfortable. It’s your body! And you deserve to do what makes you happy. That doesn’t mean I can’t be amazed at the amount of random and weird things people do to their vaginas, right?
Again, I don’t want to to make fun of anyone. But, some of these things are a little strange, you have to admit. It’s one thing to shave your vagina, it’s another to shave the hair into different shapes. Yes, sure, if you want to do that, feel free! It’s just a out of the ordinary. But it’s also super interesting to learn about all of the weird and random things girls (or people with vaginas) do down there, at least so we can see if these things actually work, right? If you’re curious (don’t lie, I know you are), take a look at all of these random things that people ACTUALLY do to the vagina.
Use Stencils To Shape Their PubesFeeling artistic? Want to express yourself with your pubic hair? Well, now you can,with vaginal stencils.They do look a little overly complicated, but if you're looking for a unique look, this is the thing to do. The stencils have little fibers that latch on to your pubic hair, so you can shave everything but what's covered. TBH, I'm not too sure about what these shames are supposed to be, but whatever. Source
Knit With ItYes, you can knit with your vagina. Well, maybe YOU can't but this artist does. Casey Jenkins intentionally shoved a ball of yarn up her vagina, and began to knit out of it, for the sake of art. She says it wasn't painful...but, IDK, it sounds...itchy? Source
Give It A Cute HatThis is actually a good thing (I think) but it looks very silly. These "vagina hats" are meant to protect your vagina when you get a tan or shave down there. You can even get them in assorted colors! Perfect party gifts, IMO. Source
Give It A FacialDid you know you could give your vagina a facial? Well, it's actually a vagacial. It's a process that involves plucking, cleansing and covering your vag in a mask. Just so you know, you don't need this. A as long as you're showering, your vagina is probably fine and doesn't need a spa day. Image Source: iStock
Lighten ItOkay, don't do this, please? Your vagina color is normal, as long as it's not, like, orange or something. There is no need to lighten your vagina, and it can actually be bad for you. And yet, it' s a pretty big trend in Thailand. It involves putting chemicals on your vagina to lighten it, even though they are SUPER dangerous. Stay away from it! Image Source: iStock
Glue ItYes, there is a real product that glues your vagina. It's supposed to do this so that your period blood won't leak out. Um. Okay. I have a lot of issues with this, starting with the fact that it was invented by a person without a vagina. Whatever. If you're interested, you can take an in-depth look at this weird product. Image Source: Mensez
Dye The HairSome people dye their hair, other people dye their armpits, some even dye their pubic hair. If that's what you're into, then cool! But be careful during the lightening process, since it can be a little dangerous to have chemicals down there. Image Source: iStock
Have you ever done any of these random vagina things? Tell us in the comments!