I don’t know about you, but, personally, I am not super into thinking a lot about things I consider to be my own deepest, darkest secrets. I mean, it is not as though my secrets are all that illicit or damaging in the first place–most of them center around vaguely embarrassing fan fiction-related things I did while in the throes of my Harry Potter obsession in the late aughts–but they’re still not really things I want to constantly think about or, even worse, air out in public. (Which is basically just a long-winded way of calling something a “secret.”)
Still, locking up feelings and emotions, no matter how shameful you may find them, is probably no way to go about life. And sometimes, it is nice to have your secrets–some you might not have even realized you had–told to you, in the way that a mystical soothsayer might. So what is one to do? It’s simple! Just go on Tumblr. There, you will find a lot of posts that tell you exactly what your deepest, darkest secrets are (probably) based on your zodiac sign. So, you know, it’s science. So, if you don’t feel like digging them all up by yourself, check out these Tumblr signs as horoscope posts that claim to reveal your deepest secrets. Who knows? You might be surprised by what you find out:
1. Well, let’s get right into those deep, dark secrets:
2. See any truth in this?
3. What about this?
4. This is a serious one:
5. What’s underneath that bed of yours?
6. Perhaps your secret is that…you’re a witch?
7. Or maybe you just locked your twin sister in the basement for her entire life out of spite:
8. What literally keeps you awake at night?
9. Perhaps it’s some of your secret crushes?
10. Which one of these represents your regrets?
11. What do you (secretly?) need right this second?
12. Are you secretly a little (or, you know, a lot) vindictive?
13. What do you wish you could say?
14. What’s secretly scary about you?
15. Do you see yourself here?
What do you think of these posts? Were any of them accurate to you? Let us know in the comments!