After a long time of working, relaxing, and generally existing on the internet, I have reached what I would like to consider a more or less solid conclusion: Guys really do not need to exist anymore. I mean, no offense. But also, like, full offense, because many men, particularly the ones on the internet, aren’t exactly making the best argument for their continued existence. Between horribly sexist tweets, annoyingly condescending Facebook comments, and screenshots of sexts from dudes we almost assume HAVE to be fake, there’s so much evidence to choose from that it can be hard to know where to start.
Obviously, this is not meant to be a militant, absolutist, end-of-men manifesto. Many men are perfectly fine and cool. (I like, and am very thankful for, my own father, for example.) But a lot of men, for lack of a better term, suck a whole lot. And yes, I know that a lot of women can suck too! But this post isn’t about them – it’s about dudes. So, in honor of International Women’s Day (or not), check out these men who prove why men just shouldn’t exist:
1. Take, for example, this guy:
2. And this one:
3. And…this one….
4. And every guy who made the same (bad, unimaginative) sandwich joke on international women’s day:
— Stuff Scott Kicks (@scott_kicks) March 8, 2017
— Drain The Swamp (@KGB_Trumpovich) March 8, 2017
Today is #InternationalWomensDay so while y'all are up protesting and picketing, can you get me a beer? And maybe make me a sandwich?
— Peter Williams (@pwilliams631) March 8, 2017
5. This guy who probably has the wrong number, but also, makes it clear why he was given the wrong number:
6. The guy who made this t-shirt:
7. This guy who is just hornly for nice lady:
8. These sweet little rednecks who just happen to hunting:
still a classic pic.twitter.com/biyfPxp9OK
— artificialdeath.flac (@hyped_resonance) February 20, 2017
9. THIS GUY:
10. This guy who tries “to” hard:
11. This one…
12. This puppy lover:
14. This…bad boy?
15. And, finally, this genuinely nice guy:
What do you think of these things? Do you think they prove that men shouldn’t exist? Let us know in the comments!