When it comes to your sex life, you might feel like you know everything about everything, like you’re a complete and total expert. And, to be fair, you might be an expert! But, you might also not be having sex to your “full potential.” WTF does that mean? Let me explain: your sign says a lot about you, and it can even tell you where you should be having sex. Hey, astrology knows no bounds. So, if you’re NOT having sex where your sign is telling you to, you could be missing out. But don’t worry! We’ve got you covered.
Every sign has a unique personality, and that can definitely reflect upon your sex life. Are you more ~timid~ and shy? Or are you willing to try anything and everything when it comes to sex? Do you not even know what your sign is, or what characteristics your sign has? No worries, you’ve come to the right place. I am going to show you the absolute best place you need to have sex next, according to your sign. And, while you’re at it, check out bae’s sign too, to see what they will like. Good luck!
Aries: March 21 - April 19Aries, you are strong and passionate and also don't give AF about anything. You aren't afraid to try new things, and that means you need to give stair sex a shot. I know it looks complicated, but you can totally do it as long as you're careful. You're definitely up to the challenge! Source
Taurus: April 20 -May 20Taurus, you're a little stubborn, but that's not a bad thing! You want things to always go smoothly, which is why you should have sex in the shower with your bae. It's not too difficult, but it really adds a little something extra to your ~normal~ sex routine. It's intimate and fun, plus it's super steamy, which is a plus. Source
Gemini: May 21 - June 20Gemini, you are very social and outgoing. You aren't afraid to try new things, which is why you should try having sex outside. I'm not saying have sex in a public park because that is 1) unsanitary and 2)most likely illegal. But, if you have a backyard or a patio and you and bae are looking at the stars together on a nice warm night, you might as well get it on! Image Source: iStock
Cancer: June 21 - July 22CANCER! You are emotional and loving. This is a good thing! It means you're not afraid to be intimate with people. Next time you have sex, try doing it in a bathtub or jacuzzi. It's a good way to get cozy with your bae and also get to relax in a bath. It's a win win! Source
Leo: July 23 - August 22Leo, you are bold AF. You are not afraid to take the lead and do something wild, like having sex in front of a mirror. It's weird...but hear me out. This way, you and your bae can actually see what you're both doing, and it can be super exciting. Image Source: iStock
Virgo: August 23 - September 22If you're a Virgo, you might be little shy, but you're still fierce. You might not want to try something too wild, but next time you and your partner get it on, try doing it on the couch! It's a good way to switch up the routine a little bit without having to do something too wild. Check out tips for couch sex right here. Source
Libra: September 23 - October 228If you're a Libra, you love to find the beauty in everything, and are pretty easy to please. So, next time you want to have sex, try having sex on the beach, as long as nobody is around, of course. It's super romantic and intimate, you will love it! Be sure to put a towel down, though, because you definitely do not want sand inside you. Nope. Image Source: iStock
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21Scorpios love ~drama~ and extravagance. It sounds weird...but if you're a Scorpio, try having sex in your kitchen. OBVIOUSLY you want to make sure nobody is home, but it can be super exciting to have sex somewhere you aren't normally supposed to be getting it on, like the kitchen table. But, be sure to clean up afterwards... for the sake of anyone else in your house. Image Source: iStock
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21Sagittarius, you love to keep active and keep movings. You are always on the go, which means care sex if perfect for you. There are so many ways to do it in your car, you definitely won't get bored with this one. Check out these easy car sex tips for getting it on on the go. But PLEASE don't drive while having sex! Sorry, I just had to say it. Source
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19Capricorn, you are practical and easy going. When you and your partner plan on having sex next, try doing it on a washing machine. It's not too complicated, it just puts a different spin on your "regular" sex. Ha, get it? Spin! Like a washing machine! Anyway, turn the washing machine on for a DIY vibrator that you'll both enjoy. And when you're done, you'll have clean clothes. Source
Aquarius: January 20- February 18Aquarius, you are pretty unconventional. You are not afraid to try new things, in fact, you actively look for new things to try. Try doin' it in the woods. It will take a little more planning, since you'll probably want to bring a tent/blankets/ bug spray, but it's super isolated, so you'll have all the privacy you would ever need. Image Source: iStock
Pisces: February 19 - March 20Pisces girls love being around people and love to feel close to their bae. When you want to have sex next, try doing it in a closet. I know it's weird, but it gives you and your bae a tiny space to get it on, so you can feel super close with one another. Source
What sign are you? Tell us in the comments!