You might be skeptical on whether or not horoscope posts actually “work,” but let me just say this: the stars don’t lie, and if your sign is telling you to do something, you need to do it. In this case, the stars are telling you how to masturbate. I don’t make the rules! What your horoscope says goes, and you need to start listening, girl. You might not think that your sign has anything to do with your sex life, but you’re actually wrong! Your sign affects everything in your life, and even your sex life, and it’s about time you paid attention to it!
I’m not saying that there is a written in stone way that you should masturbate, but each sign has their own special personality, and certain personalities can go really well with certain masturbating techniques. I know that it sounds weird, but it does make sense. If you’re looking to switch up your mastiurbation routine, just check out what your sign is saying. You’ve already learned how petty you are and what job you should have according to your sign, so why not learn what masturbating method is right for you? Check it out:
Aries (March 21-April 20)You are ambitious and adventurous, and you need to try something that you've never done before. So, try masturbating somewhere you wouldn't normally, like in your living room or den. Make sure nobody is home, then go to town. You'll feel a rush of excitement from getting it on somewhere else! Image Source: iStock
Taurus (April 21-May 21)Taurus, you have great stamina and can be stubborn AF, which means you need to try edging next time you masturbate. If you're not sure what it is, it's basically masturbating as you normally would, but then stopping right before you think you're going to orgasm, then going again. This will make the experience a hundred times better. Image Source: iStock
Gemini (May 22-June 21)Gemini, you are social AF, which means that if you have a bae, you should masturbate with them next time you feel the need to get it on. You want to share this moment with someone, so you might as well do it with someone you love! If you need help, check out these tips for masturbating with a partner. If you don't have a bae, that's okay, try watching porn as a way to make up for company. Image Source: iStock
Cancer (June 22-July 23)Cancer's are homebodies, so you're definitely going to want to get comfortable in order to get it on with yourself. Try not only focusing on down there, but give love to other parts of your body as well. Grab your butt if you want (no judgement!) or even play around with your boobs. You should get to know your entire body! Image Source: iStock
Leo (July 24-August 23)Leo's are bold AF. You know what that means? Sex toys! You are willing to try something wild, which means that you should invest in a sex toy for when you want to love yourself. Not sure how to do that? It's okay, check out tips here, we've totally got you covered! Image Source: iStock
Virgo (August 24-September 23)Virgo, you pay attention to details and want everything to be perfect. Totally fair! You want to be in a place where you can fully relax when you're masturbating. Try to do it in the shower or, even better, a bathtub. You won't have to worry about anybody walking in on you, and you can take your time to relax. Plus, you can aim the shower head at your vagina for a "vibrator" effect. Image Source: iStock
Libra (September 24-October 23)Libra, you are creative, so you need to think outside the box with this one. Next time you decide to masturbate, try doing it standing up. It's a little different, but the angle will actually totally change the way it feels. Stand or lean against a wall and just stand freely in the middle of your room and do your thing! Image Source: iStock
Scorpio (October 24-November 22)Scorpio, you're super passionate and willing to try new things. Why don't you explore your g-spot? Next time you masturbate, try to find your g-spot. It's the spongy part of your vagina that might freak you out, but it's totally normal and can actually feel really good! Image Source: iStock
Sagittarius (November 23-December 22)You're exciting and have a lot of energy, so you might as well channel that energy into making yourself feel good! Next time you want to "love yourself," try using both hands instead of just one. You can actually use one hand on your clit and the stimulating your g-spot. It will be an intense feeling, but you are ready for it! Image Source: iStock
Capricorn (December 23-January 20)Capricorn, you are practical and delighted by the little things. When you want to masturbate next, be sure to pick up some lube so that you can really enjoy yourself. It will actually make a huge difference! If you want to really go all out, try a warming or cooling lube to give you a whole new masturbating experience. You can grab this one from K-Y for $7.99.
Aquarius (January 21-February 19)Aquarius, you're a bit unconventional. You should try masturbating while laying on your stomach. I know, it's a little weird, since you're probably used to masturbating while laying on your back, but hear me out: this way, you are stimulating yourself at a different angle, so you'll be able to feel things a little differently. Try it out! Image Source: iStock
Pisces (February 20-March 20)You are emotionally in touch with your body. You need to take care of it and love it! Next time you masturbate, set the mood with candles, music or even flowers. You want to take yourself on a mini masturbation date that will yourself. You deserve it! Image Source: iStock
Which masturbating tip are you going to try? What’s your sign? Tell us in the comments!