If there is one thing on this earth that I feel passionately enough about to spend the rest of my life thinking, talking, and writing about, it is the concept of Relationship Goals. You know, those pictures and illustrations of conventionally attractive, heterosexual cis couples that one is supposed to see, take note of their apparent attractiveness, heterosexuality, and cis-gender privilege and decide that all of this is worth enough to become a legitimate goal. Now all of my fans (and, I will concede, my “haters”) will know this to be true already, because I have, technically, dedicated much of my life to this already. I’ve talked about the worst relationship goals texts of all time. I’ve talked about worst relationship goals of last year. I’ve talked about relationship gals that, really, are just a reason to dump someone.
Anyway, they make me angry. (Or, to be more exact, “angery.”) But, surely, I cannot be the only one who feels this emotion upon being confronted with a Relationship Goals picture or meme, because, while the premise of relationship goals is bad, its execution is often far worse, which often means that anger is pretty much the only appropriate response to a post of that nature.
But don’t just take it from me. Check out these relationship goals that are so very dumb that they’ll just make you angry:
1. For example–who the HECK took this picture??
4. EXCUSE ME???
Relationship goals? pic.twitter.com/DTcumlBkuL
— Clawed Meownet (@___ThisIsHell) December 20, 2015
5. Leave this poor dog OUT OF THIS:
7. *Eye twitch*
8. Stop this immediately:
9. I assume this couple is married by now:
actual relationship goals pic.twitter.com/9ghKaR3wdi
— scooter (@gattie0310) December 19, 2015
10. Ah, romance:
11. This is…so rude:
12. As is this!!!!
2016 relationship goals https://t.co/g6n57dx3Uv
— TreTzy (@TreTzyTV) December 28, 2015
relationship goals 2016 pic.twitter.com/JXC2VWK2Zi
— emy (@sadarknesss) December 20, 2015
15. This is…a long time to stare at someone’s face, no?
17. THIS IS NOT A GOAL???
18. Haha. Bye for real! Bye forever!
Christmas Relationship Goals AF pic.twitter.com/berXCZRJHd
— Where To Cop (@WhereToCop) December 25, 2015
What do you think of these goals? Which one makes you the angriest? Let us know in the comments!