If you have ever been on Tumblr, or Pinterest, or Instagram, or any other vaguely aspirational social media site, chances are good that you have come across something called Just Girly Things. This, if you need a refresher, is a meme of sorts that lists random characteristics that generally go along with being a human person who lives in the modern world–like “eating cereal” or “crying during a sad movie,” ascertain that they are specific solely to the female gender, and expect all girls ever to relate to them without question.
You know, like this:
Just Girly Things has, bizarrely enough, ended up being one of the internet’s most enduring memes. Who among us might have expected this? I sure did not, and I am assuming you didn’t either–though, of course, the Just Girly Things overall longevity is due, in large part, to the parodies on the subject. There are so many Just Girly Things parodies! There are general parodies, ones on movies, and ones on dating. And there are also, for what it is worth, some on what you are actually like as a girlfriend. Probably.
So, check out these perfect Just Girly Things parodies that explain what you’re like as a girlfriend:
6. I don’t…understand this. But I think it’s bad!
7. Too sweet:
9. Also adorable:
10. Um. Real:
11. Also real goals:
12. Dan and Phile = goals?
13. Literal Poke Balls?
14. You have standards, after all:
15. Who can’t relate?
Do these parodies totally explain you as, like, a person? Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!