If you were to ask the average person what their opinion on sex, and the act of doing it is, chances are good that they would tell you it is pretty fun. But, if you ask me, it can also be a lot of work. Too much work, in fact! It involves talking, foreplay, the contortion of limbs, body fluids. Many people who are sex-havers (which, as I am sure you already know, is what all people who have had sex at least one time choose to call themselves) can relate.
Want to experience all of the joys–every single one of them–of sex without actually having to go through all the effort of, like, doing it? Just go online! There are things that replace sex, probably–longform digital content and Netflix Original Series–as a means of distraction. There are also lots of funny memes about sex which, whether you are a sex-haver or not, will probably make you laugh. Or, you know, chuckle softly and snort a little bit of air out of your nostrils. And, most likely, say “I hate this.” Loudly! Check them out here:
1. I’m the croissants:
— maria ? (@cakefacedcutie) January 31, 2017
is this about sucking dick pic.twitter.com/nlG1kfwcPJ
— inet ? (@lifegonewild) January 29, 2017
6. Another sex meme for intellectuals:
7. When your friends try to find you a willing sex partner via Tinder, and, instead, you just break your phone:
9. I’m sorry:
i'm losing my mind over these buttcheeks … this raccoon DUMB thicc pic.twitter.com/Z1AWdflTKh
— anita man (@pitysext) January 25, 2017
10. I’m so sorry:
Spongebob really a freak ? givin squidward the succ anytime anywhere… need me one like this ?? pic.twitter.com/DPelfyX8ss
— cayne (@c0mic_sans) August 18, 2015
11. Everything about this post…is so…………
12. Not sorry for this very sexy dog:
why is this puppy throwing it back pic.twitter.com/7Fo8ir80Rs
— beige and boujee (@mixedhunty) December 3, 2016
14. Remember this meme?
16. And, finally–the only sex meme that matters:
'It is now illegal to ejaculate, unless it's for reproduction' pic.twitter.com/cqhuPFw0PM
— molly-mae (@xnicorn) January 26, 2017
What do you think of these memes? Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!