15 Unexpected Things You Notice When Giving A Blowjob

If anything, sex is unexpected. It doesn’t matter how many times you’ve done it, there always seems to be something that will grab you buy the metaphorical bra straps and surprise you. I’ve recently written about the random things you notice when kissing someone and the unexpected things you notice when you’re actually having sex. The list wouldn’t be complete without blowjobs.

Yeah, you might think that you’d be 100 percent focused when you have a peen in your mouth so you don’t gag or bite the thing off, but you’d be surprised at how your mind can still wander even in these supposed “focused” times.

While some people’s minds might be focused on what they’re having for dinner or that assignment deadline that’s looming, a lot of peep’s minds pick up on the stuff that’s going on around them, besides the whole peen-in-the-mouth thing. You can call it hypersensitivity or you can call it being easily distracted, but just note that it does happen quite a bit. These are 15 random things that you’ll probably notice when giving a blowjob.

1. That weird point on that one molar.

scared gif

Can bae feel that?! Is it something that I should get checked out?

 

2. The state of your lips.

lipstick-gif

Would it be wrong to pause to apply some lip balm?

 

3. Where you should be looking.

cant-look-gif

Should I be looking directly at his peen or is that weird? Should I be looking at his face? The ceiling?

 

4. How much saliva is in your mouth.

disgusted gif

This is so much worse than when you’re at the dentist and you get saliva buildup…

 

5. The color of bae’s eyelashes.

Boy, I’ve never noticed them before. So, why of all the times would I notice them now?

 

6. How tense your neck muscles are.

Supernatural-GIFs-Sam-Winchester-Dean-Winchester-Screaming-Jared-Padalecki

Note to self: Google ways to work out neck muscles.

 

7. How sharp bae’s belt is.

No

Ouch! Why do I always seem to get stabbed?

 

8. The way the skin of bae’s neck creases when he’s lying down.

Swoon

Weirdly adorable.

 

9. The faint scent of bae’s soap.

s14

Hmmm…Is that Coast or Irish Spring?

 

10. The slight throbbing pain in your arms.

panting

This isn’t a handjob. Why are my hands aching more than my mouth?

 

11. How you’re forgetting to breathe.

nervous-gif

In through the nose. Out through the nose. We don’t want to be passing out here.

 

12. The temperature down there.

NlXDQ

 

Oh, okay…

 

13. And how soft it is.

gasp-gif

Do you think he moisturizes?

 

14. How big your teeth feel.

shakira-gif

Why does it suddenly feel like I’m wearing a retainer again?

 

15. That weird feeling in the back of your throat.

what is happening gif

That’s not vomit and it’s not a sore throat. Is it a tickle? Can I somehow scratch it?

 

What other random things have you noticed while giving a blowjob? Let us know in the comments!

You can follow the author, Heather Cichowski, on Twitter.

 

16 Unexpected Things You Notice When Having Sex

Follow Gurl, Pretty Please!

Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram


Posted in: Hooking Up
Tags: , , , , ,
  • Odette

    I worry about hurting him with my teeth and I also get quite a saw jaw. I treat my man when I’m having my period and now I’ve learnt when he’s almost done so know when to stop if I want him inside me. It’s disappointing if he cums before I get to enjoy him in me.