14 Tumblr Signs As Posts You’ll Only Get If You’re Obsessed With Your Horoscope

At this point in the year–you know, like, the end of it–there is no shortage of uncertainty. The end of the year always brings a lot of questions with it, so it’s normal to be feeling a number of deep, existential crises. Like, I don’t know, this:

See? I don’t know what was gong on there, exactly, but I know I relate to it on a deep and visceral level. Anyway, your solution to all of is your horoscope, obviously. Not your real one, though–your one from Tumblr, which will tell you everything and nothing you need to know about the next year. And more. So, check out these Tumblr signs as posts that you’ll only get if you are obsessed with your horoscope:

1. If you like horoscopes, you’ll love crystals:

http://alhena-auva.tumblr.com/post/155139895965/the-signs-as-crystals


 

2. Which month will be the most ~you~ this year?

http://caprheacorn.tumblr.com/post/152602310950/signs-as-the-months-that-best-describe-them


 

3. Can you handle the truth?

http://zodiacfunandsuch.tumblr.com/post/151900165216/whats-difficult-for-the-signs


 

4. Can you handle…this truth?

http://fabstrology.tumblr.com/post/127653248315/signs-as-songs-from-shrek


 

5. What’s your room going to be like for the rest of the year?

http://astrologys-the-life.tumblr.com/post/151592923625/oh-my-goodness-i-am-so-sorry-my-room-is-such-a


 

6. How will the school year treat you this year?

http://justanotherzodiacblog.tumblr.com/post/126536010210/signs-during-the-school-year


 

7. What should your major be?

http://justanotherzodiacblog.tumblr.com/post/126192490200/ideal-majors-for-the-signs


 

8. This is heavy!!

http://mercurianastrology.tumblr.com/post/154262740946/the-signs-biggest-fears


 

9. What kind of star are you, exactly?

http://virgogoddess.tumblr.com/post/153039740571/signs-stars


 

10. Welp:

http://yyttrium.tumblr.com/post/116272153247/the-signs-as-tumblr-insults


 

11. This is maybe not your 2017, per se, but it is important to know for…some point in the future:

http://horoscaping.tumblr.com/post/130531352715/soccer-mom-or-emo-dad


 

12. This feels a little personal IMO!!

http://justanotherzodiacblog.tumblr.com/post/124214942100/yes-i-understand-your-point-but-im-still


 

13. Uh, this too:

http://pojkke.tumblr.com/post/152214871930/why-the-signs-were-awake-all-night


 

14. And, finally, here is the most important, vital thing to know about your sign:

http://yespaperorplastic.tumblr.com/post/114627719203/signs-as-noodles

What do you think of these posts? Do you relate to any of them? Let us know in the comments!

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