13 Unexpected Things You Notice When Giving A Handjob

When it comes to sexy time stuff, you might think that you’re always going to have a laser beam focus on what act you’re engaged in. However, even when you’re engaged in the most complicated acts, your mind can wander. Sometimes it results in you blurting out totally random things while other times it results in you noticing some pretty random stuff. Think little things about your partner or the texture of the ceiling.

I recently wrote about the unexpected things that you notice when kissing someone. There are lots of surprising little details you pick up on, but kissing someone isn’t the only time you notice random stuff. When you’re giving bae a handjob, you can pick up on some surprising details.

Even when you’re focused on stimulating that shaft, you can still notice some random stuff. Is it enough to make you lose focus? Sometimes. Is it enough to make you completely stop? Occasionally. These are the surprising things that you notice when giving someone a handjob:

1. The sound it makes.

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So that is what friction sounds like.

 

2. The pain in your neck.

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Why is my head at such a weird angle? Why am I doing this to myself? My head doesn’t even need to be in this spot.

 

3. How dry your hands are.

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Note to self: Apply hand cream when I’m done. Those scaly fingers are driving me crazy.

 

4. The feeling of the rest of your body tensing up.

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There really is no ideal way to sit or stand when giving a handjob.

 

5. How soft it is down there.

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Does bae have a moisturizing routine for down there? Would it be weird to ask?

 

6. The right spot to look.

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Should I look at bae or should I be looking at his crotch the whole time? Or should I be looking at both?

 

7. The muscles in your lower arm.

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Don’t think I’ve ever worked these out at the gym.

 

8. The texture of his pubes.

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Interesting…

 

9. The cuff of your sleeve.

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Argh. Sleeve, will you please go away?

 

10. How soft bae’s sheets are.

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I wonder what thread count these sheets are…

 

11. Your rings and bracelets rubbing against your hand.

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Need to remove these ASAP before I injure bae.

 

12. That random pube that goes under your nail.

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My nails aren’t even that long…

 

13. Your foot going to sleep.

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Next time I will not sit on my feet.

 

What other things have you noticed while giving a handjob? Let us know in the comments!

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