Awkward moments are just a part of life. We have to accept them the way we have to accept work, unpredictable weather, and irritating commercials. They’re going to happen to us so we might as well get used to them.
That said, some awkward moments are a little more uncomfortable than others. Then there are others that are so toe-curling-ly bad that you just wish you could literally die on the spot. Anything that involves public vaginal injuries or sex definitely falls into the latter category. When you’re butt naked and you’re in some pretzel-like position, how could things not be awkward when you’re interrupted? Just thinking about it makes me blush.
Getting caught with bae in an embarrassing sexy time situation makes you want to melt into the floor, but we cannot forget about awkward masturbation moments. If you have ever been caught in the, erm, middle of things, you know what it’s like. You feel like things literally cannot get more awkward than that moment.
If it makes you feel any better, you’re not alone. Other people have been caught in the middle of getting it off too, and they’ve been real enough to share their tales on Reddit. Take a look at 12 awkward masturbation stories and be very, very thankful that they didn’t happen to you.
1. Is it worse for her or her mom?
2. Never too young to learn this lesson.
3. No more baths.
5. Double whammy.
8. Blushing for you.
11. Remember, mute.
12. Mood killer.
Do you have any awkward masturbation stories? Let us know in the comments!
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