9 Crazy Butt Beauty Products You Can Actually Buy

If you think that there is a beauty product for just about everything these days, you’re probably right. Beauty products aren’t limited to your usual makeup, hair, and nail products. There are products for almost every part of your body. Elbows? Yep. Toes? Yah. Neck? Of course. Butt? Yasss.

There are beauty products for your boobs, nipples, and even your pubes, so it is only logical that there are products for your butt. FYI: These bum beauty products aren’t just about cellulite. These are products that cover everything from firming to, erm, bleaching.

If you’re wondering if something is wrong with you because you haven’t been using butt beauty products for all this time, hold up. The world is full of options and we can choose what we want to use, and what we want to stay away from. Just because the option is out there, it doesn’t mean we have to take advantage of it. The same rules apply for butt beauty products. It’s cool whether you use butt products, or you don’t but you just want to see what actually exists out there. Take a look at nine butt beauty products you can actually get it.

Booty Perfect Butt Enhancement Cream

If you want your butt to be bigger, you can use this butt cream? Maybe? It's supposed to enhance your tushie by stimulating fat cells to become larger and denser. It probably does NOT work, tbh.

Booty Perfect Butt Enhancement Cream $39.95, Amazon

Do Me Bleach My Butt Intimate Skin Lightener

Well, I probably don't need to explain this one to you because the name is so direct. Even the graphic with the devil legs makes it clear what is going on here. What I will add is that there is a *Do Me Guarantee.* If the cream doesn't bleach your butt, they will give you your money back. You don't even need to return the bottle.

Do Me Bleach My Butt Intimate Skin Lightener $34.99, Amazon

Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream

One could argue that Brazil is the unofficial butt capital of the world, so it makes sense that we have the Brazilian Bum Bum Cream. The cream helps smooth and tighten your butt without the need for squats. It also has a bit of shimmer in it because you need a lil' sparkle for that belfie, don't you? This cream is actually awesome - it smells great and makes your skin feel nice.

Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream $45, Sephora

Gluteboost Butt Enhancement Cream

This butt cream doesn't just reduce the appearance of cellulite and stretch marks. It also helps to, erm, plump up your booty, allegedly. FYI: The product says that it works anywhere you apply it so remember to wash your hands after you're done rubbing it on your bum.

Gluteboost Butt Enhancement Cream, $46.95, Amazon

My Shiney Hiney Cleansing Brush Set

Nope, that isn't a toothbrush set. This is a brush set specifically meant for your tush. As the name states, it is *bringing sexy back.* It comes with an applicator handle, a suction holder, three replacement brush heads, and a finger brush for a ~*more thorough clean.*~ Those are their words, not mine.

My Shiney Hiney Cleansing Brush Set, $19.98, Amazon

Action Body Anal Bleach Gel

There is no shortage of anal bleaching products, I will tell you that. This gel also works on the peen, scrotum, underarms, and vagina. Just note that you NEVER need to bleach your skin. Ever!

Action Body Anal Bleach Gel, $5.31, Amazon

Major Curves Butt Enhancement Cream

With this cream, you don't just get curves, you get major curves. How? With a formula that is apparently 100 percent natural. It helps to boost volume, proliferation, and differentiation. In other words, it increases the fat cells in your backside. This is questionable, but what can you do?

Major Curves Butt Enhancement Cream, $34.97, Amazon

XR Brands Anal Bleach With Aloe

It is nice to have a beauty product that spells out exactly what it does in the name instead of having some fluffy name. As you can deduce from the name, this one bleaches your anus. It also helps to boost collagen and encourage cellular renewal.

XR Brands Anal Bleach With Aloe, $17.60, Amazon

Ann Michell MAXI Buttocks Enhancement Cream

Do you want to maximize your assets? Try slathering on a bit of this cream. It is apparently made with natural ingredients to pump on your derriere.

Ann Michell MAXI Buttocks Enhancement Cream, $14.49, Amazon

Would you try beauty products for your butt? Let us know in the comments!

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