21 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe You When You Try To Sext

If there is anything in this world that I would not recommend, other than the obvious–you know, like, dressing up like a clown and hanging out on a highway overpass for “fun,” or something–it would probably have to be sexting. You know, the act of exchanging texts with varying levels of graphic sexual nature with the intention of bringing pleasure to the other person and/or yourself? I am not for it!
 
This isn’t for the reasons you’d think, though. I am all for expressing (consensual) sexuality by any means possible, whether that means is physical, verbal, or written. Sexting, however, is just an illogical choice for many reasons. Screenshot risk runs rampant, first of all. There’s also always a chance that the wrong person–a parent, a well-meaning but nosy friend, a young, impressionable cousin–could chance upon the sext and leave you with a lot of explaining to do. Plus, due to the often-opaque nature of texting in general, combining “sex” and texting” more often than not just goes…poorly. If you have ever tried it, I am sure you can relate.Check out these hilarious tweets that perfectly describe you when you try to sext:

1. Sexting. Dying. It’s all the same, isn’t it?


 

2. A sext indeed:


 

3. I mean…find the lie?


 

4. Here, too:


 

5. TOPICAL:


 

6. Can’t forget about those political sexts:


 

7. SAME:


 

8. You know when you accidentally just, like, sext your boss?


 

9. Noted:


 

10. Also noted:


 

11. Oh…no:


 

12. A great sext, IMO:


 

13. Relatable:


 

14. Welp, this is a…method:


 

15. Appealing!


 

16. Maybe it’s hard to stay in character?


 

17. TOO MUCH:


 

18. Don’t be afraid to be open!


 

19. The HORROR:


 

20. Titillating, truly:


 

21. Welp. Parting words, ladies:

What do you think of these tweets? Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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