13 Things That Describe You If You’d Rather Eat Than Have Sex

Now, I am no scientist, but if I were to guess what the most relatable content on the internet might be, it would have to be something related to food, sex, or a combination of the two. People love those things (I assume), and thus, memes of this nature are so prevalent that, at this point, they have very nearly reached the point of becoming irrelevant. Like, there are a ton–like, really, there are so many–of memes about how, like, pizza is bae, other quasi-meta memes making fun of how people say pizza is bae, and so on,  as well as a variety of moderately-to-severely vulgar sex-related memes that I will not go into great detail describing right now.

Still, there is a special place in my heart for memes related to food, the consumption of it, and how much one values the consumption of food over pretty much everything else. Particularly sex. What? It’s very personal to me. So, check out these things that perfectly describe you if, tbh, you’d much rather eat some food than have sex:

1. This is you:

lasagna

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2. This is you in male form:

dickpic

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3. And this is you and bae:

food-sext

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4. Basically:

cinnamon-rolls

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5. The motto:

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6. You, sexting:

noodles

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7. Also you sexting:

pancakes

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8. #RelationshipGoals:

Untitled-2

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9. If someone ever did this to you, they would…not survive the fallout:

hungry

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10. This is the gospel truth, probably:

1 2

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11. This is, uh, forward. But not inaccurate!

pizza

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12. Some people Neflix & Chill. You prefer this variation:

netflix

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13. Need a poem to read to bae? Just look at this:

pizza-2

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Do you prefer food to sex too? Which one of these posts was your fave? Let us know in the comments!

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