Let me be the first person on the entire internet to admit something a little “quirky” about myself: Personally, I find fall–the season that occurs when summer makes its transition to winter, otherwise known as “autumn”–to be the very best season there is.
Kidding! I am not a pioneer on either front, here, in terms of revealing something about my personality that I believe to be slightly unconventional, or picking fall as my favorite season. The truth is, the entire internet loves both things–human deviance and autumn–in pretty much equal quantity. It loves the fashion, the memes, and it loves complaining about how everything in the fall comes in pumpkin spice flavors, although, if you think about it, the pumpkin spice overload is pretty much a direct consequence of the overall consensus that fall is the superior season.
I don’t know. Either way, check out the best tweets about being totally obsessed with fall right here:
1. This is you:
This is Jay. He’s really h*ckin happy about the start of fall. Sneaky tongue slip in 2nd pic. 11/10 snuggly af pic.twitter.com/vyx1X5eyWI
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) September 22, 2016
2. Well, this is…rude:
I love the fall but foliage is essentially a sunset that eventually turns into garbage.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 22, 2016
3. Soooo cozy!
I love fall fashion. *puts on two dozen sweaters* it helps me practice my gymnastics safely *lies on the ground and rolls away*
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) September 23, 2016
4. This fall tweet has a very subtle hidden message:
I love fall pumpkin spiced lattes sweaters football games getting dicked down bonfires
— INTROVERT HO (@catholic_nun) September 29, 2016
5. As does this one:
i love fall
pumpkin spice lattes
spooky dick in my ass
— Samer سامر (@WaladShami) October 13, 2015
6. And what is fall without pumpkin spice?
if you say “pumpkin spice latte” in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
— Elijah Daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 3, 2013
When the barista takes too long with your pumpkin spice latte. pic.twitter.com/Bw62NiJ5jZ
— X (@XLNB) August 8, 2016
8. VALID COUNTERPOINT HERE:
Tips for writing a tweet about white girls liking pumpkin spice:
1. Do not write it
2. Log off
3. Go pet a dog or something
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) September 23, 2015
9. Ah, yes. Candy corn–the minions of seasonal candy:
Candy corn: The texture may be off-putting but at least the flavor is horrible.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 1, 2014
10. Hahahahahaha same! Wait:
i love fall!!!!! im super excited for sweaters, cuddling, halloween, my seasonal depression to ruin my life and relationships, pumpkin spice
— Banana Mae (@JosieMartin) September 28, 2016
fall mood board: lindsay lohan dressed as carrie covered in fake blood at a halloween party (2013) pic.twitter.com/L6BCKxqWO0
— dead boyfriend (@unsmokabIe) September 29, 2016
12. Focus on what’s important here:
Everyone: Sucks that summer is ending
— what (@chanelpuke) August 26, 2016
13. *Kim Kardashian voice* tragic:
if you go apple picking and they find out you are single they only let you pick up ones off the ground
— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) September 8, 2015
14. It is a season of transitions, after all:
last day of summer vs first day of fall pic.twitter.com/VJ3PQyTaIz
— Makeup Tutorials (@FIawlessMakeup) September 30, 2016
15. Are you *really* serious about loving fall? Prove it:
I love fall someone hurl a mini pumpkin towards my face
— uncle d (@dinaxomg) September 30, 2016
16. Ah, yes. Anyway. Fall:
PUPDATE: still really h*ckin happy about fall pic.twitter.com/qmrNGN8Cjk
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) September 29, 2016
Do you love fall? Which of these tweets is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!