Oh, Urban Dictionary. What a gem of a website! Urban Dictionary is where you go, or where you end up, whenever someone says some completely random term or abbreviation that makes no sense to you, but you want to know what it is without asking someone else because you want to seem a~cool~ and *in the know.* What would we ever do without it? Do not say consult a regular dictionary because you know the Merriam-Webster dictionary would never, ever have the majority of things Urban Dictionary has. I’m blushing just at the thought of it.
I recently wrote about the craziest sex positions found on UD and the different blowjob definitions that live there. Urban Dictionary may be a popular source for all thing sex related, but it is also a great place for discovering general body terms. Take poop, for instance. You might think that the subject is fairly, um, straightforward, but Urban Dictionary shows that there is a lot more to it than we originally thought. There just might be enough stuff on number two to fill a book. Check out 11 wild definitions about poo from Urban Dictionary.
1. Poo Pride
I mean, is it really something that you want to be that proud of?
How could they do this to poor, innocent Pooh bear?
Please leave Winnie the Pooh and honey out of this, alright?
4. Dump Truck
On top of everything else that is going on, you want to start making noises?
5. Hot Carl
NOT the intended use for plastic wrap.
For once I regret the straightforward name.
You had to go and ruin chili dogs, didn’t you?
9. Steamy Pete
What about the part where you get arrested?
10. Upper Decker
Someone has too much time on their dirty hands.
11. Kibbles And Bits
Never going to be able to look at actual kibble again.
How many of the definitions did you know? What do you think the craziest one was? Let us know in the comments!
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