The 11 Craziest Urban Dictionary Definitions About Poop

Oh, Urban Dictionary. What a gem of a website! Urban Dictionary is where you go, or where you end up, whenever someone says some completely random term or abbreviation that makes no sense to you, but you want to know what it is without asking someone else because you want to seem a~cool~ and *in the know.* What would we ever do without it? Do not say consult a regular dictionary because you know the Merriam-Webster dictionary would never, ever have the majority of things Urban Dictionary has. I’m blushing just at the thought of it. 

I recently wrote about the craziest sex positions found on UD and the different blowjob definitions that live there. Urban Dictionary may be a popular source for all thing sex related, but it is also a great place for discovering general body terms. Take poop, for instance. You might think that the subject is fairly, um, straightforward, but Urban Dictionary shows that there is a lot more to it than we originally thought. There just might be enough stuff on number two to fill a book. Check out 11 wild definitions about poo from Urban Dictionary.

1. Poo Pride

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I mean, is it really something that you want to be that proud of?

 

2. Winnie the Pooh

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no2

How could they do this to poor, innocent Pooh bear?

 

3. Winnie the Poop

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no3

Please leave Winnie the Pooh and honey out of this, alright?

 

4. Dump Truck

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no9

On top of everything else that is going on, you want to start making noises?

 

5. Hot Carl

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no4

NOT the intended use for plastic wrap.

 

6. Poop Back And Forth

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no13

For once I regret the straightforward name.

 

7. Chillidog

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no12

You had to go and ruin chili dogs, didn’t you?

 

8. Truffle Butter

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no11

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

9. Steamy Pete

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no6

What about the part where you get arrested?

 

10. Upper Decker

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Someone has too much time on their dirty hands.

 

11. Kibbles And Bits

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no5

Never going to be able to look at actual kibble again.

 

How many of the definitions did you know? What do you think the craziest one was? Let us know in the comments!

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