8 Of The Weirdest Products Available For Single Women

Unfortunately, I will be the first to admit that I love capitalism. I say “unfortunately” here not because I am well-versed enough in economic matters to suggest any alternatives, but because I, myself, am often “screwed over,” so to speak, by the capitalist system in that I simply cannot stop buying things. (I saw a tweet once that referred to capitalism as a ” that bad boy with the great dick” or something,  which, while crude, is probably more or less true in many people’s minds on a purely metaphorical level.)

Anyway, I bring all of this up because there is another reason why I am so indebted to our capitalist system and that reason is niche products. You know–if I may boast for a moment and use my eighth grade civics knowledge–items that exist solely for one group of people that, while relatively small, has the power to create just enough of a demand to outnumber its supply. Specifically? Niche products that are only for single women. Like, truly absurd items for single women. Anyway, these products for single women exist, and I am very glad that they do, for they are hilarious indeed! Check them out here: 

Jeep Sweatshirt

Perhaps this is a little...too niche?

Buy it at Etsy for $30

Single Girl Prayer Ornament

To be fair, this is a vintage piece from a different time, when a "single girl prayer" might not have been as odd as it seems now. Also to be fair, it appears to be being sold in earnest. So.

Buy it at Etsy for $12

Hot Single Aunt T-Shirt

What is this trying to achieve, exactly? Does Dayna give this to one of her nieces or nephews? Does the niece or nephew give it to her? Either way the logistics are, uh, troubling.

Buy it at Etsy for $15.25

'Position Available' Car Sticker

Well, one could never accuse this sticker of being overly subtle. Unfortunately

Buy it at Etsy for $8

True Love Sweatshirt


Buy it at Etsy for $34.99

'Goodbye Single' Poster

Erica has used up all of her time to be single, and as a result, been put on a barge where she will float for all of eternity. As all single people must eventually do.

Buy it at Etsy for $11

Cat Girl Card

Not to give into stereotypes, of course.

Buy it at Etsy for $4

Tiny Boyfriend


Buy it at STORE NAME for $39

What do you think of these products? Would you ever actually buy any of them? Let us know in the comments!

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