Vibrators are great, but sometimes they can be a little intimidating. Who really wants some giant penis-looking thing lying around their house for their friends or *gasp* mom to see?! It’s anyone’s worst nightmare to have someone stumble upon their giant sex toy in their drawer. Thankfully, though, some vibrators come in cute colors and shapes that are as adorable as they are sexy. You could even take some of them out in public and no one would know you were carrying around a secret pleasure machine. Just think of yourself as a Masturbation Ninja.
My boyfriend bought me a vibrator a few years ago, and when I moved back home, I was so nervous that someone was going to find it that I just threw it in the trash. I still regret it to this day. Vibrators are nothing to be ashamed of and are a great tool alone or with a partner. Finding one that makes you feel confident and sexy is an important part of owning your sexuality!
But at the same time, that doesn’t mean you have to announce it to the world if it makes you uncomfortable. Plus, maybe you want something cute to look at instead of terrifying. Sex toys don’t have to be scary-looking! Here are a few of the cutest vibrators in existence:
Eggplant Emoji VibratorAfter sending all those eggplant emoji sexts, you know you secretly wished you had a life-size version. The Emojibator is here! This vibrator is cute and also sure to make anyone else who sees it laugh. It's the sex toy of our generation! Now we just have to wait for the peach emoji vibrator. Emojibator, $32, emojibator.com
Vibrating NecklaceThis stainless steel pendant works as an accessory and as a pleasure device. #DoubleDuty You can walk around a party then excuse yourself to the bathroom to have a little party by yourself! If you're extra fancy, you can even get it gold plated and engraved. This necklace is like the Beyoncé of vibrators- it's gorgeous and powerful. Vesper, $69, Crave
Rabbit VibratorThe cute facial expression and the LED lights add a special element to a functional vibrator. This has a sophisticated design with some playfulness about it, too. Muse Massager, $72.97, Blush Novelties
Rose Vibrating RingThe design of this vibrator harkens back to the jewelry you wore when you were little, but this ring is anything but a children's toy. Just press the button on the side to start the vibration! The best part? You could wear this ring out and no one would know your secret. Whoever came up with this must be a real gal-on-the-go. Coco Licious Love Ring Vibrator, $16.99, SheVibe.com
Rubber Ducky VibratorSplish splash in the bath with your new tub friend! The name "Rub My Duckie" is a little cringe-worthy, but the design is definitely cute. No one will give a second thought to seeing this rubber ducky in your bathroom! It'll be your little secret. Rub My Duckie 3-Speed, $27.99, Big Teaze Toys
Purple BulletThere's something about the pastel color and the shape of this vibrator that make it downright adorable. You could feel comfortable traveling with this little guy and can even use it in the bathtub. It also comes in yellow and blue! Bullet Stimulator, $39.99, Stella
Bunny VibratorWe've all heard of the infamous rabbit vibrator, but this is a more literal interpretation. How could you do anything but smile when you take a look at that adorable face?! Ramsey Rabbit Purple, $23.95, Forbidden Fruit
Would you buy any of these? Let me know in the comments below!