16 Gross Things You Do When You’re Home Alone That You Would Never Admit

Over this past weekend, I visited my hometown for the first time in months. This, ostensibly, was for a friend’s wedding and my mom’s birthday–both of which happened to be on the same weekend and a valid enough reason to pay a visit–but secretly as a means of having my family’s house all to myself for a couple of days, since my parents were going out of town.

I live with roommates now (three of them!) and while they are all great and I cherish their individual presences at almost all times, especially when I get a little too wrapped up in internet conspiracy theories late at night and need someone to shunt my anxiety upon, I had kind of forgotten how legitimately great it is to have the house totally to yourself.

Basically, being home alone is pretty much just a pass to be as gross as you can in the allotted time you have the house to yourself. (I mean, you could have a party, I guess, but, like–why?) Nobody is there to judge you, after all, and as long as it doesn’t go on for too long–like, to the point where you might be featured on A&E’s Hoarders–it’s totally cool. Check out these gross–or, if not gross, certainly weird–things you do when you’re home alone that you’d never tell anyone else:

1. Walk around in your underwear.

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2. Or, you know, walk around naked. Hey, nobody’s home–why not?

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3. Eat, like, everything in your house.

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4. Out of the jar.

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5. Usually while standing right in front of the refrigerator.

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6. Leave everything empty in the fridge. You’ll clean it up later. (Or not.)

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7. Also, around the house. (You will clean it up later! Maybe!)

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8. Spread your homework out all over the dining room table as a “motivation technique,” then immediately forget about all of it.

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9. Watch every show you swear you never watch but you’re secretly addicted to in one sitting.

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10. Postpone showers until they can’t be postponed anymore, and then, take the longest shower you have ever taken.

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11. Catch up on your “body maintenance”–you know, eyebrows, fingernails, toenails, pubes. 

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12. Put on a sheet mask, solely so that you can lots of pictures for a comedy Instagram post.

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13. Look at your face in every Snapchat filter. For three hours. 

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14. Put on one of those “baby foot” socks and leave the skin you shed literally, not figuratively, all over the house.

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15. Do your own Macaulay Culkin Home Alone tribute, complete with an aftershave ritual: 

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16. Just languish in your own filth, basically. It’s cool. You’ve earned it.

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Do you ever do these things when you’re home alone? Which ones? Let us know in the comments!

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