The 12 Craziest Blowjob Definitions From Urban Dictionary

Romanian pipe. Deep sea fishing. Angry dragon. These might sound like terms I’m making up or pulling out of a history book, but they’re actually real, and they mean something surprising. As some of you might be able to guess from the outlandish names, they are sex definitions. More specifically, they are blowjob terms. Yes, really. You might think that the definition of a BJ would be fairly simple, but it turns out that there are a lot of creative ways to suck peen.

There are many different sex definitions out there that it can be hard to keep track of what means what. Of course, there are the clinical and technical terms you learn in school, and the slang terms that you pick up from your friends. Then there are all of the wacky ones from Urban Dictionary. If you’re looking to brush up on your knowledge of wild, weird, and sometimes downright disgusting sex definitions, we know that Urban Dictionary is the place to go.

I recently wrote about the craziest sex positions found on Urban Dictionary. Today I’m talking about all of the different blowjob terms. Read them and you just might never think of a BJ in the same way again. Take a look at 12 crazy blowjob definitions from Urban Dictionary.

1. Romanian Pipe

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b1Because it is always wise to get fire involved…not.

 

2. Angry Dragon

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What? Seriously, what?!

 

3. Head Press

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This is not good multitasking.

 

4. John Cena

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What would the real John Cena say about this?!

 

5. Blumpkin

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Duuuuuuude.

 

6. Pirate

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Do this once, and you’ll never get a BJ again.

 

7. Turkish Eye Opener

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Bet that will go over well, mate.

 

8. Forehead

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Your proof that there is a name for giving a blowjob in every different spot.

 

9. Deep Sea Fishing

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Of course.

 

10. Tahitian Catamaran 

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Never looking at a bidet the same way again…

 

11. George Washington Surprise

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Do permission and consent ring a bell?

 

12. Mexican Avalanche

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Who thinks of this stuff? For real.

 

How many of the definitions have you heard of? Let us know in the comments!

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