Disclaimer: I don’t have tiny boobs. In fact, I don’t even think I can properly remember a time when I had tiny boobs. Like, I know that that was my reality at some point, but I’ve had big boobs for so long now that looking back at photos when I was a flat chested lil bean is like stepping into the twilight zone. Still, the grass is always greener, so I’ve definitely fantasized from time to time about what it would be like to have smaller breasts. I’d be able to wear just about any blouse I wanted without the awkward stretching of fabric, buying a bathing suit top wouldn’t be a pain in the ass, and I could wear a dress with open sides without worrying about indecent exposure.
But I recognize and empathize with the struggles that many people with small breasts have to go through, too. Sure, it can be hard to fill out tops, but there’s also a prevailing notion breast size is a symbol of “womanhood” so having tiny titties means you’re not a real woman. Like, cis-gender essentialist BS about womanhood aside, why are people so quick to be a-holes about this? While there are girls out there wishing their breasts were smaller, there are plenty of others out there hoping that eating such and such food or applying such and such oil to their boobs will make them bigger. Ugh, stop the madness!
Still, while there are plenty of misguided people out there who are sincerely hoping that their breasts grow, there are plenty out there who are using sites like Yahoo Answers as their dumping ground for every outlandish thought and hot take they have on small boobs ever. To see what I mean, check out these 13 ridiculous questions about tiny boobs. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll definitely want to take away someone’s WIFI.
1. Who lied to this girl?
2. I HOPE THIS IS A JOKE.
3. Wow, what a struggle.
4. Jesus, professional zapper.
5. Again, who spreads this BS?
6. A real charmer, this one…
7. Fate determines that. Become a member of team tiny tits or leave.
8. No, but you’ll probably gain a lot of broish fitspo friends.
9. That’s not how weight gain works. And for the record, you can’t lose weight form a specific area either. Bodies: They do what they want.
10. Best way to cope with this: Growing the hell up.
11. EVERYBODY WITH SENSE LOVES BOOBS OF ALL SIZES. BOOBS RULE. BOOBS ARE BEAUTIFUL. YAY, BOOBS!
Did you ever buy into any weird myths or misconceptions about small boobs. Tell us in the comments!