14 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles You Will Ever See

If you have ever perused Tinder-you know, the dating app that allows you to pick your potential suitors based on a right or left swipe–you’ll know that there are a certain types of profiles, from both guys and girls, that you can come to expect. There’s the “live. laugh. love. <3” category. The “not looking for anything serious” category. The “only here for your dog” category. Then, there is the screenshot category–you know, the profiles you immediately screenshot, send to all of your friends, and give a decisive right or left swipe, depending how much of a freak-a-leak you may or may not be. For what it is worth, I myself am on Tinder. For what it is worth, Tinder, for me, is a place for me to workshop my poetry, so my bio is one that also might be classified under the “screenshot” category. You may see it here:

Gentlemen ;)

Gentlemen 😉

Anyway, there are a ton of tinder profiles out there that, thankfully, some intrepid people were kind enough to screenshot and make public on the web. So, whether you’re into Tinder, not into Tinder, or into Tinder, but only for the screenshots, (which, sure, that’s what everyone says), check out the most hilarious tinder bios you will ever see right here:

1. This classic:

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2. This other classic:

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3. Becky with the good balls:

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4.  Janey, with the great chicks:tinder4

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5. Heh:tinder5

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6. This guy, who’s down for a drama-free relationship in which the other person moves in literally right away:


 

7. Rachel, who’s just a cat:

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8. Heinz, who probably does not think that a lie by omission is technically a lie at all:
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9. This poetry:tinder8

 

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10. This–which, also, is poetry:

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11. Adam, who cruelly forces his potential matches to look at this mess of a meme:


 

12. Desiree, who’s very open about the fact that she is absolutely catfishing you right now:

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13. This yogurt anxiety TRIGGER WARNING:
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14. And, um, this:
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What do you think of these bios? Would any of them work on you? Let us know in the comments!

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