10 Out-Of-Control Questions About Straight Guys Liking Butt Stuff

It’s pretty sad that in the 21st century, there are still straight cis-gender men out there who are uncomfortable with being confronted with the very idea of being into butt stuff. I mean, stuff with their butts, anal play that is usually associated with gay men…even though everyone who was born with a penis has a prostate gland deep in their rectum which, when touched, causes a ton of pleasure. Think of it like…the butt version of a g-spot, and you’ve got the prostate gland.

Sure, there are some who are “brave” enough to admit that the enjoy anal penetration–a few even go as far as to admit that they’re really into pegging, a sex act in which someone uses either a dildo or a strap on of some sort to anally penetrate someone. But there are so many guys who are still too afraid to admit that they’re into having their butt lovingly caressed or penetrated. You know, the type of guys that Amber Rose would affectionately refer to as “fingers in the booty ass bitches.” Loads of these guys take their anxiety to the internet, including forums like Yahoo Answers, to demand answers or even validation in some of the most cringe worthy ways possible. Check out 10 ridiculous Yahoo Answers questions about straight dudes who are into butt stuff. Let’s cross our fingers and hope these dudes have chilled out since first posting their queries.

 

1. Butt pirate? Are we nine-years old?

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2. Um, no.

Yahoo Answers Questions About Straight Men Butt Stuff 2

wtf

 

3. Interesting use of the word “possible” here. I mean, yes, it’s possible…and means nothing.

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eyeroll

 

4. THAT’S…NOT HOW IT WORKS. OMG.

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blair-eye-roll

 

5. No! 

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eye roll

 

6. Straight dudes like it when their booty is eaten like groceries, too!

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eat-booty-like-groceries

 

7. “I’m a girl?” LOL.

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selena-gomez-shrug

 

8.Maybe he just likes dildos!

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shrug

 

9. “Spiritually speaking.” BYE!

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rupaul-laugh

 

10. No, and who cares? Do what you like!

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whatever

 

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  • Siouq

    WTH. Now we are shaming those who don’t want to take it up the butt? Everyone should have the right to engage OR abstain from whatever sexual activity they want. So long as it is by themselves or with others legally capable of consent. FYI not wanting to lick someone’s ass is not abnormal. People should not be coerced into doing something they find disgusting. Not wanting to get something shoved up ones butt should not be ridiculed. Though it appears this piece does just that. Shame on you.