Dirty talk: Something that sounds so good in theory but in practice is a skill that very few possess. I mean, seriously, have you ever tried it? For most of us, it has the sex appeal of sandpaper, but it’s not for a lack of trying. It’s just…really hard to get verbally randy without feeling or sounding like a bit lame.
Still, there are many out there who are determined–DETERMINED–to become dirty talk pros, and they want some help from strangers on the internet. Uh oh. Yeah, um, so people have some really out of pocket questions about dirty talk that need to be seen to believed, especially when they’re coming from sites like Yahoo Answers. Check out these 11 ridiculous questions about dirty talk that will make you laugh, cry, or cringe to death.
1. I’M SCREAMING.
2. Thou shall not talk nasty.
3. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
4. Um, no.
6. This went from zero to 100 real quick.
7. If this is the worst thing you’ve ever done then you’re probably going to be okay, kid.
8. Lucky lady.
9. Don’t do this.
10. SERIOUSLY, DON’T DO THIS.
11. Um, no, that’s the point, buddy!
Are you into dirty talk or nah? Tell us in the comments!