30 Funny Tumblr Posts That Describe You If You Love Spending Money

There are some people in this world who are great with money. They save responsibly, they spend only when necessary, and they splurge only if they actually have the money to do so. I am not one of those people. I love spending money, and I have an admittedly immature attitude towards it: you can spend it, but you can always make more. Is this slightly privileged and unrealistic? It is, but it’s my biggest weakness and my worst habit and I feel really vulnerable admitting it to you guys so LET ME LIVE.

Or don’t, actually, because my love of spending money is not healthy. My closet and drawers are stuffed with items that still have tags because I don’t have time to wear/use everything I buy. There have been an embarrassing amount of times I’ve bought something, then never used it, ever, because it was purchased on a whim. I have maxed out credit cards, been accused of a shopping addiction from my family and therapist, drained my bank account, and made stupid purchases. I need to chill, but at least I can take comfort in knowing there are others like me. And if you, too, like spending money, then you’ll love these hilarious Tumblr posts about money.

Is a shopping addiction or a terrible spending habit something to laugh at? No, but… it’s fine. Let’s all agree to save a little bit more, spend a little bit less, and be more serious about our bank accounts and pay checks. Until that happens, let’s laugh at these Tumblr posts about spending money together, okay? Who knows, they just might open your eyes!

1. When you pledge to be better but then something important comes up:

http://bitchy-bible.tumblr.com/post/145346688168


 

2. Because money is what you value over almost anything:

http://mocahontas.tumblr.com/post/145666140142/sodomymcscurvylegs-family-and-friends-what


 

3. You know life would be better this way:

http://cuntinued.tumblr.com/post/145622448968/crowave-i-wish-that-my-money-would-have-sex-in


 

4. When you’re broke but still spending money:

http://cuntinued.tumblr.com/post/146020562283/bunsen-how-i-shop-online


 

5. When you buy all of the things but you still don’t know where your money went:

http://bitchy-bible.tumblr.com/post/145547277843


 

6. When you get stressed over a small amount of money but not a lot of it:

http://clestroying.tumblr.com/post/145666097693


 

7. When you actually have some money together:

http://bitchy-bible.tumblr.com/post/145296152923


 

8. This is why you get the blues:

http://ugly.life/post/145555368196/unbeliefs-do-you-ever-get-sad-bc-you-arent


 

9. When you get so desperate you consider online scamming:

http://intrude.tumblr.com/post/146022673867/so-slay-when-youre-broke-as-fuck-but-then-you


 

10. What it’s like to ask your parents for money:

http://intrude.tumblr.com/post/146022273668/me-mom-i-need-money-mom-what-did-you-spend


 

11. That moment you’re convinced someone must have stolen your card:

http://humorstaff.tumblr.com/post/146023064464


 

12. Your ultimate goal is:

http://vgg43.tumblr.com/post/131568049889/one-day


 

13. The best feeling ever:

http://stacyyukijeansie42.tumblr.com/post/119836158508/when-you-finally-get-paid


 

14. When you only accept money as apologies:

http://trendingcurrentevents.tumblr.com/post/145996334552


 

15. Because money is your first priority:

http://ronniemeg.tumblr.com/post/145356859228/next-question


 

16. It is your one true love:

http://robinsparklesmcfly.tumblr.com/post/145322501264/when-you-listen-to-hamilton-you-spend-your-tens


 

17. There are two versions of you:

http://scoop-e-bear.tumblr.com/post/145484588571/for-those-of-you-out-there-still-hustling


 

18. Money is literally the only thing you can focus on:

http://yesiamarebelliousflower.tumblr.com/post/145864939157


 

19. The one thing that can make everything better:

http://thesavagemermaid.tumblr.com/post/145446889599


 

20. When your bank account shuts you down:

http://austinrelates.tumblr.com/post/145655511109/me-im-hungry-bank-account-no-you-not-me-you


 

21. This is how you feel every day:

http://sideb00b.tumblr.com/post/141500911584


 

22. Your face when you go to the bank:

http://ruinedchildhood.tumblr.com/post/140178943769


 

23. It’s just what you really want:

http://thecommonchick.com/post/137698176133/realitytvgifs-my-anaconda-dont-want-none


 

24. When you can’t spend money but you do:

http://upthelemontree.tumblr.com/post/50949187289/when-you-have-to-watch-your-non-existent-money-at


 

25. Your inner monologue:

http://electrotoxicfoxz.tumblr.com/post/107219573425/me-spends-a-lot-of-money-me-okay-time-to


 

26. When you get desperate:

http://sober-second-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/36687849134/when-youre-out-partying-when-youre-back


 

27. You spend money on everything like:

http://tuttoverotuttofinto.tumblr.com/post/114342603168/yep


 

28. You trying to explain your spending habit:

http://llcoolade.tumblr.com/post/137028925327/me-trying-to-explain-to-my-parents-why-i-spent-so


 

29. An actual gif of you:

http://bastardizer.tumblr.com/post/12209106036/this-is-seriously-my-reaction-on-pay-days


 

30. Exactly.

http://purpletangyvaginas.tumblr.com/post/143256972671

Which one of these Tumblr posts is your favorite? How do you feel about spending money? Let me know in the comments.

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