It seems like magazines and websites are constantly telling us how to make our sex lives better. Whether it’s tips for giving a better blow job, racy lingerie to wear to drive your boo wild, or something as simple as a sexy playlist to put on to set the mood, there is an abundance of information on how to achieve the sex life of your dreams. One of the most popular sex tips genre is definitely new sex positions. There are so many options out there that it’s impossible to keep track of them all. You have to wonder how people even think of them – or if anyone ever actually tries them. Well, wonder no more, because after a quick scan of Ask Reddit threads, we found some real people admitting to the craziest sex positions they’ve ever tried.
Trying something new can be tough, especially when you’re naked in the bedroom with someone else. Reading about sex positions that seem like something only a porn star could be capable of is one thing – actually attempting them is another. Some of them seem like they would leave you in physical pain rather than pleasure! What is it doesn’t work? What if your partner doesn’t like it? Take solace in the fact that many have gone before you. Some have succeeded, and some have failed, but all had a story to tell.
Looking for something new to try, or just want to read some funny sex confessions? You’re in the right place! Here are some of the craziest positions people have actually tried:
Swinging Back And Forthssnakeggirl: "I have no idea what this is called so I'll try to describe it: I'm sitting on a massage table, and I'm supporting my weight on my hands (one hand on either side of my hips). My partner is standing between my legs, and he hooks one arm under each knee and puts his hands on my hips. I'm now swinging back and forth with my weight entirely supported by my hands (on the table) and my knees (over his arms). It was f**** awesome. The angle was nice, but swinging around was just really fun, you know? There were mirrors everywhere and I felt kind of like a porn star." I don't know what this is called either, but it sounds like an interesting arm workout. Source: iStock
Viennese OysterHatless: "Viennese Oyster. Only ever met one girl flexible enough to do it, but it's really fun." This is basically having sex with a girl who puts her legs behind her head. I could put my legs behind my head when I was taking gymnastics class in elementary school. Now that I'm actually old enough to have sex, no such luck. Source: iStock
Plot Twistsubnetmask: "Don't know the actual name, but it's inverted missionary. Girl on her back, Boy on top, but head at her feet. She came in about a dozen strokes, but there was no way I was going to." Missionary...revisited. Who says you can't teach an old position new tricks? Source: iStock
Pile Driverhullkogan: "Pile driver. It's a lot more romantic in porno." If something is more romantic in a porno, I'm pretty skeptical. Also, why are so many sex positions named after tools? Source: iStock
Hanging Chandeliertrollscape: "The Hanging Chandelier I was at her house. She was hanging from her bunk bed. I was holding her steady while thrusting. She was holding herself up (with some partial help from me). She orgasmed. She fell on me. Never again." Yikes. The fear of getting hurt by trying crazy sexy positions is real. Source: iStock
Stand And DeliverCogwork: "The thing about sex positions. If both people enjoy them, then they aren't weird. I think one of my fondest memories though is where I had the girls legs over my shoulders. Then stood up with her like that and proceeded to f*** her while standing." Amen to the first part. Anything that is consensual in bed is A-OK, and taking sex while standing up to the next level sounds like a stand-up idea. Source: iStock
Eiffel TowerSSG_Schwartz: "Eiffel Tower" No, this doesn't mean they had sex on the famous monument in Paris. This actually involves more than two people, and high fiving. To avoid being too, uh, explicit, it's basically when two guys are hooking up with a girl (one having penetrative sex, the other receiving oral sex) and they high five over her. So, uh, there's that. Source: iStock
Reverse Cowgirlitscoredawg: "I've kept it pretty simple...Reverse Cowgirl" Giddy up! Simple doesn't necessarily mean boring or bad, this position feels good and doesn't require painful maneuvering. Reverse cowgirl is being on top, but you're not facing your partner. Source: iStock
HelicopterCptLande: "The Helicopter. It was weird to say the least." As you may know, the helicopter is when a dude swings his penis around in a circle. The helicopter sex position is when a guy turns his body in a circle while penetrating a girl. Logistically, I don't really understand how this would actually work. But props to anyone who tries it. Source: iStock
WheelbarrowRestlessCockSyndrome: "Wheelbarrow - but it's really not a practical position. I think something to do just to say I've done it." Yes, this position is the same as the two-person races you had as children. Probably not a good idea to do it in the park or on the playground, though. Source: iStock
No Thank YouFaKeShAdOw: "He jammed his penis into my ear. AND NO." Really? Consensual positions are a must. And now I can't help but wonder...how deep is this person's ear/how big was his penis?? Source: iStock
Which one of these crazy sex positions have you tried? Which one do you think is the weirdest? What’s the craziest sex position you’ve ever tried? Let me know in the comments.