Anal sex is still kind of a taboo subject, but we are sex positive modern girls! We don’t get hung up talking about things that a lot of couples do together. Anal sex can be a little complicated or feel strange, but thankfully GURL has a guide so you can learn more. It should definitely be something you discuss with your partner before you do it. (No one likes those kinds of surprises.) You also want to prepare ahead of time so that you and your partner can have the best experience and not scar each other for life.
Embarrassing occurrences are part of the territory when you’re talking about anal sex. Why? Because…well…POOP. Something to do with poop is bound to happen eventually, unless you are miraculously spic and span up there at all times. Another “embarrassing” thing that is common when you’re dealing with your butt is farting. Hopefully you’re with someone who you feel close to and who is mature enough to handle the situation. Usually, a guy or girl will be cool enough to just shrug it off. Embarrassing situations are only as bad as you make them to be.
To ease your anxieties about fooling around “downtown” (and help you know that it’s okay when stuff happens), here are some embarrassing moments that happened during anal sex as told by Reddit users:
She Fell Off The Bedmatty_thecheeze: I had my then-girlfriend over for sexy time. We were both a little kinky so we were going the downtown route (anal). When I was close to finishing, and in the heat of the moment, I took the condom off and told her I was gonna cum in her butt. She was okay with this, and we continued. When it happened, she fell off my bed face first with her head on the ground but legs still on the bed. Her butt was the highest point of her body and she farted out all my cum from the sudden fall. It was both hilarious and horrifying. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
She Farted In His Mouththrow995: So my BF and I were fooling around the other day, and at one point he started rimming me. He's done it a few times before, and I mostly enjoy it once I get past the initial weirdness of it (you know, a tongue on and around my anus). I was on my stomach pleasuring myself at the same time, and before I knew what was happening, I farted. Right in his face, inches from his mouth. I said, "Oh god!" and started laughing, and he told me not to worry about it. He stopped and we had sex, almost like it never happened. But I couldn't (and still can't) stop thinking about it! We didn't talk about it afterwards either. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
The Neighbors Found Outgleefulsplosh: I had recently moved to a new apartment, and my ex stayed with me for Pride Weekend. We proceeded to have absolutely glorious anal sex. I was really vocal that time, and my walls are relatively thin. After we settled down and cleaned up, I went online. When I'm connecting to the internet, I see that someone has changed their network name to wecanhearyouhavingsex. I lost it: I was giggling, and blushing, and giggling and blushing again for a good 2 hours. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
A Big Green Messsecretlover3: One time my boyfriend and I were having anal, and discovered after we finished that there was a big green mess all over him. I had no idea it was in me! But it was all good. I was embarrassed, but he was very sweet about it and made sure I knew it was all fine 🙂 Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
They Went To Funkytownlove_lolita: We put on a music mix before we started having sex. We go at it, and it was amazing, as always. Then comes the anal sex time. About one minute into it, the song Funkytown starts playing. How he managed to stay erect is beyond me. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
He Got Punched By A ButtReverted: I got ass punched. In college we had bunk beds that were three beds high, so you didn't have a lot of room to fool around. My girlfriend and I were giving it a go anyways, doggystyle, me bent over her. We were going pretty good, and she was super wet. I got a little too excited and pulled out a little too far and slammed it right in her butthole at full speed. She wasn't pleased, and her ass shot strait up and punched me in the face, pinning me head to the bunk above mine. A second later she is scurried over to one corner holding her ass, I'm in the opposite corner, hands on my face in a great deal of pain. She's crying, I've got a bloody nose. That's how I got punched by an ass. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
There Was A Big Clean-UpKaitKindly: We finished having anal sex when suddenly, I smell it: shit. My eyes widened and I sat straight up to look around, ready to fling a cover over a spot before he would see it. Lo and behold, it's all over his dick. I nearly died. Instantly I grabbed the nearest thing (thankfully, it was a towel) and handed it to him. He said, "Thank you" and did a basic clean up, enough that he could just go to the bathroom and finish the job. When he returned, I was in tears and couldn't look at him. He came over and turned on the TV, sat up in bed against the wall, and pulled me against his side as usual. I apologized over and over and he just told me, "It's fine. Just like last time, it wasn't your fault." ... last time ..? Oh. My. God. I'd never known. But I suppose that means he just calmly cleaned it up and returned to our normal activities without a problem. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
She Broke His NoseAnonymous: I might have broken an ex's nose during some rough sex... Alright, I'm actually sure I broke his nose. It was lack of communication. I had never done anal play, and when he suddenly poked a finger around there, my gut reaction was to push him away. My palm met his nose and there was much blood to be had. Taken from this Reddit thread. Because of that lack of communication, we kind of think he deserved it! Source: iStock
So Much Fartinghurricaneemily: My boyfriend and I tried bareback anal over the weekend. As soon as he came I farted. Twice. They were huge and I had to run to the bathroom and do a number two. Taken from this Reddit thread. Source: iStock
He Ended Up Laughing HystericallyAnonymous: My boyfriend and I had been dating for three years, and in the spur of the moment, we decided that we wanted to try anal sex. We didn't know much about it (like the fact that you need lots of lube), so he just went in there dry. It hurt so bad, that I immediately said, "Ow, ow, ow" and started hopping on the bed in pain. Apparently, I looked so ridiculous that my boyfriend started howling with laughter. It was a hot mess from start to finish. Source: iStock
Which anal sex story was the most embarrassing? Let me know in the comments below!