We write plenty of posts about the ridiculous misinformation that’s out there about vaginas and their surrounding area. Like, it’s ten level of ridiculous that folks think that the size and shape of one’s labia determines how often they’ve have penetrative sex. It’s also straight up sad that people think a penis has the power to stretch a vagina beyond repair. But while stereotypes and rumors about vaginas can be harmful and perpetuate misogynistic BS, there’s plenty of weird misinformation out there about penises, too. For example, porn and bad fan fiction has deluded many of us into thinking that an average penis is thick af with a length of at least eight inches. Ha, um, no. The average penis is about five inches long and, believe it or not, doesn’t have a thickness comparable to a water bottle. Even size isn’t everything, especially if somebody is just awful at sex. But penis curiosity doesn’t stop and end at massive monster dicks or–on the opposite side of the spectrum–micropenises. What about thin penises?
Yes, thin penises, sometimes referred to as “pencil dicks.” Believe it or not, there are plenty of people out there who have a lot of questions about thin penises, and they’ve relied on Yahoo Answers to answer them. Plenty are harmless, but some are just weird or unintentionally hilarious. Check out these nine out of control questions about thin penises that’ll either brighten your day or make you lose faith in humanity.
1. THESE MASTURBATION MYTHS GET WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.
2. Um, you can’t really change someone’s penis size in any real, permanent way so…you both are going to have to deal.
5. A Twizzler? Come on…no way.
6. This is a lot.
7. That’s not how it works.
8. Well…this is a new one.
9. I have so many questions…
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