17 Of The Funniest Things Anyone Has Said About Blowjobs

Personally, I think that everything about blowjobs is funny– the name, the difficulty of it, the ACT ITSELF. So many awkward things can happen during blowjobs– it’s insane! Plus it can be hard to do it right. When you’re just learning how to give a dude a blow job, it can seem like a daunting task – not to mention completely insane. “You want me to bob up and down AND use my hands AND do something to the balls?! In this spot that is SO close to were you pee and poop?!” It’s almost enough to make you say, “NO THANKS. I’ll just stay home and do the Netflix with NO chill.”

Here’s something embarrassing about me: the first time I tried to give a blowjob, my boyfriend stopped me. He was like, “That’s okay, you don’t have to keep going.” I was so bad he didn’t even want me to continue. I was horrified. It didn’t help that he went on to tell me how good is ex-girlfriend was a blowjobs. (I was like, “Please keep that information to yourself!”) It was terrible at the time, but at least it turned into a funny story! Right? Ha. Ha. Ha. (help)

But hey, at least I’m not the only one who thinks blowjobs are all sorts of amusing. These 17 social media posts reveal the funniest things anyone has ever said about blowjobs. They’re so good that they’ll make you forget about the awkward stories you have. Promise!

1. When you start to wonder who the hell thought of giving the first blowjob:

http://ianthe.tumblr.com/post/22826807408/who-invented-the-blow-job-like-who-wakes-up-one


 

2. Realizing that the seemingly random name actually does make sense:

http://lacigreen.tumblr.com/post/42634260983/yosukeseta-why-is-it-called-a-blowjob-if-you


 

3. It’s harder than you’d think.

View post on imgur.com


 

4. First times are difficult…

http://emotionalcancer-ho.tumblr.com/post/77995122370/the-first-time-giving-a-blow-job-like


 

5. ESPECIALLY the first time he…you know.

http://fruitcrocs.com/post/96812770555/giving-your-first-blowjob-like


 

6. You give but cannot receive (in the same way).

http://shinpuncher.tumblr.com/post/26715903780/it-breaks-my-heart-knowing-that-i-will


 

7. Great advice:


 

8. The word itself is pretty funny.

https://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/104408417150/kanyewesticle-my-grandma-asked-for-a-blowjob-at


 

9. You can have fun with giving a blowjob.

https://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/58490421047/heysticks-blowjob-advice-make-sure-beforehand


 

10. Guys always think they deserve blowjobs.

http://swimminginmainstream.tumblr.com/post/56450113429/held-a-door-open-for-a-girl-today-and-didnt-even


 

11. They REALLY like them.


 

12. Blowjobs are great for puns.

http://iwillmindfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/107100799758/high-school-fling-spicy-vagina-tacos


 

13. Try this:


 

14. You don’t like being asked for one.


 

15. On shower BJs

http://sierraseybold.com/post/35694189964/wassupstyles-what-if-your-giving-a-bj-in-the


 

16. Porn is weird and funny.


 

17. Good advice:

Which of these posts about blowjobs were there funniest? Let us know in the comments below!

Like this post? Follow the author Richelle Meiss on twitter, instagram, and youtube!

8 Easy Tips On How To Get Better At Giving Blowjobs

Follow Gurl, Pretty Please!
Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram


Posted in: Sex
Tags: , , ,