So, have you ever thought about how dark your butthole is and figured that you should lighten it up a little? No? Well, neither have most people, but the same cannot be said about loads of people who are embracing anal bleaching. We can thank the popularity of porn for that trend, which might end up becoming more mainstream sooner rather than later. It’s not just the booty that is getting all the bleach action; people–primarily women–are seeking bleaching treatments for their nipples and vaginal areas too…because apparently nothing says sexy like pink nipples and the color of your labia really matters.
The fact is that it’s natural for certain parts of our body–like our butthole or our labia–to be darker than the rest of our body. Plus, the color of your nipples depends entirely on your overall skin color. I’m black, so I have brown nipples. Plenty of white girls have pink nipples. This isn’t a problem, it’s just difference! But these chunks of knowledge won’t deter the people who are taking to the internet to ask questions about bleaching their most intimate areas. Here are nine weird questions about bleaching private parts, courtesy of Yahoo Answers. Please, don’t look to this as inspiration. Don’t bleach your bits, they’re fine as is.
1. Don’t change your body just to make your boyfriend happy!
2. Don’t listen to those boys!
3. I HOPE THIS IS FAKE.
4. Eff your boyfriend.
5. Um, was this really a group decision?
6. Why torture yourself like this?
7. “It looks like roast beef.” EMBRACE YOUR ROAST BEEF LABIA.
8. I’ve…got nothing.
9. OH MY GOD. UM. NO. OH MY GOD.
What’s your take on the bleaching privates trend? Would you ever do it? Tell us in the comments!