I can’t be the only one who thinks that sexting is more than a little awkward. Unless you feel super comfortable with talking dirty in real life, sexting usually ends up feeling forced, weird, and nerve-wracking. Personally, I spend more time Googling what to text and then worrying that I’m going to say something that will turn the other person off than having any fun. No one wants to be that person who ruins a blooming relationship because of an ill-timed sext. That’s why I think it’s better to send funny texts rather than serious ones – it takes the pressure off, and it’s just really fun to read them!
Think about it: would you rather make your crush laugh at your sext on purpose or by accident? It’s the worst when you try and sext and the other person doesn’t take the bait. You work up the courage to finally send something risqué and all you get back is a “haha” or blushing emoji. I once texted a guy, “I want your body,” and he replied with, “LOL.” I WANTED TO DIE. I still think about it from time to time and cringe! I don’t want the same fate for you guys. Here are 17 of the funniest sexting conversations ever that will inspire you to make sexting hilarious rather than sexy.
1. This is just something you need to send someone: This tweet that explains what sexting actually is.
Sexting is when you text during sex.
— Mr. Casey Anthony (@TotallyAllen) May 6, 2016
2. It’s always fun to brag about your skills in the bedroom
3. Because who really even understands sexting anyway?
4. Don’t be afraid to get descriptive.
5. Send this:
6. Why not talk about the non-romantic things you want in life?
7. When emojis get weird:
8. Set your sights high.
9. Try to relate.
10. Correct their grammar.
Him : "I want to kiss every inch of you're body"
Me : "Your"
— Lisa (@lasergirl70) April 30, 2016
11. Apologize a lot.
"sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm very sorry in advance, sorry, sorry, sorry" – me, sexting
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) May 6, 2016
13. Know what they like.
14. Know the right words to say.
boy: just say those 4 little words
me: paul blart mall cop
— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) May 4, 2016
15. Bring food into it.
16. Visual puns are a must.
17. Don’t really go anywhere with it.
What’s the weirdest sext you’ve sent? Let us know in the comments below!