7 Girls Share Their Weirdest Experiences With Semen

Talking about the graphic details of sex can be award enough – getting down and dirty and discussing the bodily fluids that come out when a person ejaculates? It’s downright comfortable, and something that a lot of people don’t really discuss. Talking about semen usually garners this simple reaction: “Ewww!” But if you’re a girl who has had sexual contact with dudes, chances are, you’ve had your fair share of experience with semen. If that’s the case, you already know that semen can be a messy and sticky situation, and is a big star in a lot of embarrassing sex stories.

Awkward moments when a guy orgasms are basically a sex rite of passage. Something weird has happened to any girl who has had sex with a guy at least once. From getting it in your eye (ouch!) to realizing it doesn’t taste exactly like you thought it might (ugh), there are a lot of potential semen disasters out there to be had. Let’s cut the stigma and talk about them! If you can’t learn from these moments, at least you can laugh at them. A post taken from our boards  asks “What was your worst or weirdest experience with cum?” We gathered the best responses that just had to be shared with you. Here are seven of the weirdest semen stories ever: 


When It Gets Inside Of You During Sex...

Janice_Lynn said:

My weird experience was during the first time my boyfriend and I had sex without a condom. When he finally ejaculated, I believe it was the biggest load he ever shot. When I stood up after sex, at least 1/4 of a cup came out of me in a glob. At the time I was embarrassed but now I know better to just wear a condom.

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When It Gets Too Close To Your Eye...

scuzz said:

One time when I was with my ex I don't remember how, but his semen ended up getting in my eye. For awhile after it happened my whole eye socket was really sore. I've never been punched in the eye but that's what it felt like, such a weird feeling!

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Like, Really Close To Your Eye...

Amandababe said:

My weirdest experience with semen was when my boyfriend came on my face and it covered my eye lid. I couldn't open that eye because it was so heavy on my eye lid. It was a really weird feeling and experience, but I kind of didn't mind it at the same time.

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When It Gets Stuck In Your Hair

xbondagebambix said:

I once got semen in my hair. A guy's semen is like super glue, which is so gross. I tried to furiously wash it out of my hair and that didn't help. It took two showers that day and A LOT of shampoo.

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Or On Your Bra

emma525x said:

My weird semen experience happened one night when I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob and I was really into it. Normally I can tell when he's about to finish, but for some reason I wasn't paying attention and he didn't say anything. I just took him out of my mouth for two seconds and it went all over my boobs and bra I was wearing, as I wasn't ready for it at all. My boyfriend laughed at first then felt bad when he saw I couldn't get the stain out of my bra. Ugh.

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Or All Over Your Shirt

anaballerina said:

Once when I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, he came in my mouth and I thought he was done, so I took his penis out of my mouth and then realized that he actually wasn't finished. His semen got all over the shirt I was wearing. It was a black shirt and his semen really stained it. My boyfriend ended up having to help me get his cum stain out of my shirt and it was very difficult.

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When Semen Shoots Out

MelissaxNJ said:

My weird semen experience was a time when my boyfriend and I hadn't seen each other in a while, and I was giving him a hand job/blow job. When he finally orgasmed, his semen literally shot up like two inches in the air. I wasn't expecting it to go up so high. I screamed because it literally went all over the place.

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