15 Of The Best “Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again” Memes You’ll Ever See

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

If you are like most teenage girls, chances are good that you’ve never actually said that phrase out loud. Those words tend to call to mind a disgruntled soccer mom with a slightly grown-out Kate Gosselin haircut (you know the one), or red-faced dad with a buzz cut and a “Make America Great Again” bumper sticker. “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again” are the words from a parent who knows, deep down, that what their son did is objectively wrong–like egging a neighbor’s car or skinning the stray cats that roam around in their suburb–but would die sooner than admit it.

You’ve probably typed out the words, though. Or, at the very least, you’ve read them–many times, probably–because “don’t talk to me or my son ever again” has, for whatever reason, ended up being one of the best memes on the Internet today. It is not a new meme, per se–Know Your Meme dates it back to November of 2014–but it is one that has proved itself to be remarkably resilient and, in my mind, one deserving of coverage (like my other new favorite meme, snek). Basically, it just takes two slightly similar images (usually with one smaller than the other) and captions it, “don’t talk to me or my son ever again.” It’s surprisingly effective. Anyway, check out the best of the “don’t talk to me or my son ever again” meme:

1. Here is the first know example of the meme:

http://splendidland.tumblr.com/post/101803837534/small-boy-bebop


 

2. It doesn’t really make sense:

http://konkeydongcountry.tumblr.com/post/127488682784/dont-you-ever-talk-to-me-or-my-son-that-way-again


 

3. But that’s the beauty of it–it doesn’t actually have to:


 

4. All you have to do is let it wash over you…


 

5. And enjoy it:


 

6. I mean, how could you not?


 

7. It’s so…beautiful:


 

8. So topical:

http://allexanderhamilton.tumblr.com/post/139633894945


 

9. So relevant to us all:


 

10. And so easy to recreate, too:


 


11. One might even call it…modern art:


 


12. I know I do, anyway:

http://memearchives.tumblr.com/post/142324638904


 

13. I mean:


 


14. Can we all agree to enjoy this beautiful, beautiful meme together?


 

15. Yes, please. Let’s:

http://ptsdgriffin.tumblr.com/post/142588893751/dont-you-ever-talk-to-me-or-my-son-ever-again

What do you think of this meme? Which of these posts was your fave? Let us know in the comments!

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  • fakkunamae

    >no celestia
    Don’t talk to me or my sun ever again.