It’s no surprise that the time a guy you just met asks you to “send a pic” often coincides with the time you lose respect for him. It’s a sure sign of a f*ckboi, which is not the type of person you’re looking to get involved with. That’s because you’re like, “I love myself and deserve to be with someone who doesn’t ask me anyone questions like that, thank you very much!” If he wants to know what you look like, he can just go to your instagram! #Hello #2016
Still, some guys are gross and persistent. They will not give up the quest to get naked pictures from girls they hardly know, or girls they do know (Sometimes perseverance isn’t a great quality.) JUST STAHP. While you’re allowed to do whatever you want with your body and your camera, sending nudes is never really a great idea. For one thing, the possibility that he’ll show other people is real. For another, if you’re underage, you could technically get arrested for child pornography. How messed up is that?
When guys are gross, you often don’t want to just ignore the text and move on with your life – you want to get back at him. Maybe toy with his emotions for a bit. Maybe make him regret ever sending that infamous text message. Here are the best responses anyone has sent for being asked, “Send me a pic”:
1. When he can’t take the hint and you’re like:
2. Why not fake him out?
when guys hit you with that "send me a pic" pic.twitter.com/8xIMCprpAs
— Pari (@PariCalvia) October 12, 2015
3. You can also choose to get super literal.
4. GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
5. Maybe try sending him something sensual.
6. Did he specify which type of nudes he wanted? No? Then this is valid!
— lauren (@cryingbcjonah) January 7, 2016
7. Hey, the word can mean more than one thing.
8. This seems very fair.
9. The dirtier the better.
Boy: "send me a dirty picture"
— what (@chanelpuke) August 9, 2014
10. Keep some pictures on file…
— Waste His Time 2016 (@timewasting2016) January 11, 2016
11. Just in case.
12. Play with his emotions.
13. Get existential.
14. This response could also work.
15. Maybe you misheard?
16. OR YOU COULD SEND THIS.
17. Guys just don’t get it.
Have you ever been asked to “send a pic?” How did you respond? Let me know in the comments below!