12 Ridiculous Questions About Wet Dreams

Maybe I was just a preteen weirdo (true), but I was super fascinated by wet dreams when I was younger. I mean, erections alone confused and fascinated me, and I still didn’t really have most of my questions about them answered until I got up close and personal with one; so wet dreams were the ultimate in WOW PENISES ARE EFFING WEIRD revelations. I had so many questions for my penis-wielding friends back in the day: are wet dreams super messy? Do you ever remember what you were dreaming the night you had them? Is there a way to stop them?

Those are all, if you ask me, pretty reasonable questions…unlike some of the questions about them that I’ve stumbled upon via Yahoo Answers. I get that we’re all learning, but try to read these 12 ridiculous questions about wet dreams without some serious side eye.

 

1. You probably aren’t having sex with a ghost.

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scooby doo ghost

 

2. NOOOOOO!

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donald-trum

 

3. Nobody is going to get pregnant from dried semen on the couch.

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evil monster sperm

 

4. No.

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flavor of love praying

 

5. Wow, this question not only includes misinformation about masturbation (WHICH IS NATURAL AND WON’T EFF UP YOUR BODY) and wet dreams.

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m.i.a.-interview-blink-whatever-awkward

 

6. …Since when is the opposite of evil science?

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bill nye science

 

7. Again, your old semen is not going to make somebody pregnant…especially not your grandma.

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grandmas dancing

 

8. Wouldn’t you…smell…the difference?

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9. Don’t believe everything you read.

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wtf

 

10. Nope, another myth busted.

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shaking head

 

11. Unless you turned over in your sleep and inserted your penis in her vagina as you had a wet dream…no.

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condom

 

12. Wet dreams are a natural bodily function and shouldn’t be considered cheating by anybody with a lick of sense.

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don-draper-thumbs-up

 

Are there any weird wet dreams myths that you believed? Do you have any weird questions about wet dreams? Tell us in the comments!

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