18 Of The Funniest Tweets About School That Will Make You Forget How Much You Hate Being There

School is important. Anyone in your life who knows what’s best for you has probably said something along those lines to you, usually followed by a blithe reminder that “education is the key to success.”  And, yeah, from a strictly objective and fact-based perspective, this is definitely true. You realize that education is important and vital for your future and that you have to do well there because you, like DJ Khaled (remember him?) would like to hold the key to success.

It’s just that sometimes, when you’re actually in school, it’s scarily easy to forget just how important it really is. Right? I mean, not, like, all the time–school can feel extremely meaningful when you’ve just aced a test that you thought you had failed or when your teacher accidentally drops a dry-erase marker and makes a really funny noise when they bend down to pick it up–just sometimes. Like when you definitely did not ace a test that you thought you did really well on. Or when you get a lunchtime detention for a dress code violation. Or when you have an eight-hour school day followed by cross country practice followed by math tutoring followed by four hours of homework that your teachers give out because the “real world is much harder.”

I’m sure you can relate. You know what the good news is, though? A lot of the abject misery you feel in school is also prime subject for jokes–the best jokes stem out of misery, after all. Check out these tweets about school that are so funny that, for the time being at least, they’ll make you forget how much you actually hate being there:

1. Some HEATHENS at this girl’s school just threw CHOPPED RED ONIONS in the toilet, which might be reason enough to drop out, tbh:


2. You have friends there, though. Probably:


3. When you know exactly what you need to get through the day:


4. You do care about looking presentable! About one percent of the time:


5. Not that anyone else is putting in much of an effort:


6. Even the teachers know that things are pretty bunk at most institutions of higher learning:


7. It is a universal truth that all attendance administrators drive golf carts, right?


8. They can’t really blame you for skipping, though:


9. Ummmm, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!


10. Still, that assigned reading? Might come in handy one day:


11. Even though some people at your school are arguably the unspeakably evil:


12. And your teachers do nothing but distract you from your creative process:


13. I mean:


14. Until you get to work on a project with your friend. That’s pretty cool:


15. But still, that’s, like, work. Not cool:


16. And it’s not like anything you’re learning is *that* important, comparatively:


17. And when you finally escape? You still aren’t totally free:


18. And when you have an awkward crush? Well, it’s pretty terrible. Fortunately, you know how to handle it:

What do you think of these tweets? Which one was your fave? Let us know in the comments!

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