13 Things All Girls Who Take Their Horoscope Way Too Seriously Will Understand

I think we can all agree that, at this point in time, horoscopes are sort of having a little bit moment, are they not? Like, horoscopes are in–what was once strictly reserved for superstitious ex-hippies and that weird girl in your Bio class who would always pass you notes saying things like, “Are you a Leo? You seem like a Leo,” and “Be careful when Mercury is in retrograde! Your sign is especially vulnerable” is now a viable commodity to talk about in public. Everyone can brush off a bad test grade or awkward date with a casual, “Well, Mercury is in retrograde,” and pages upon pages of “http://www.gurl.com/2015/12/10/hilarious-tumblr-horoscope-posts-that-reveal-what-its-really-like-to-date-you/” memes proliferate on Tumblr. Now, we are all that weird girl in your bio class–or, perhaps, we are all superstitious ex-hippies. Whatever floats your boat. The point is, horoscopes are cool now.

Horoscopes are so newly cool, in fact, that perhaps you have placed a little too much faith in it. I mean, who can blame you? Horoscopes are fun to talk about, sure, but they’re even more fun if you actually believe in them. And, you know, can attribute and/or blame everything vaguely uncomfortable that might be going on in your life on your horoscope. Here some things you’ll totally get if you are known for taking your horoscope a little too seriously:

1. You can’t start your day until you read your horoscope.

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2. In fact, you read many different horoscopes–your Twitter TL is basically littered with horoscope accounts.
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3. You read all of your friends’ horoscopes, too–it’s basically your duty, is it not?
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4. You blame EVERYTHING that ever goes wrong on Mercury being in retrograde.
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5.  In your mind, “what’s your sign?” is a very normal, cool, non-threatening question to ask someone.
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6. The first thing you do when you have a crush is sketchily try and find out their birthday so that you can look up their horoscope.
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7. Ditto your celebrity crush, because who’s to say that you won’t end up together at some point? Gotta be prepared.
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8. And if you’re not compatible, well, that’s the end of that.
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9. In fact, you’ve ended relationships over the state of your horoscopes.
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10. Friendships, too.
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11. You absolutely live for those “signs as” memes on Tumblr (maybe you even write them? Who knows).

http://squadastrology.tumblr.com/post/117340163759/the-cutest-things-about-each-sign


 

12. If someone does something that irks you, you’re just like, “Ugh–what an Aquarius move, amirite?” (Usually, you are right).
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13. People often try to irk you by saying that horoscopes are “meaningless” and “not even real,” but it doesn’t bother you.
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It’s whatever. You know the truth.

Are you obsessed with your horoscope? What’s your sign? Let us know in the comments!

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