If girls need a tee-shirt bra, a sexy bra, a strapless, and bras in all different colors, we definitely need an appropriately festive holiday bra, right? We need a nice, private (or not) way to show our Christmas cheer… and keep the Christmas spirit alive the rest of the year, if we’re just that enthusiastic. If it’s under your clothes, who’s going to know? While flimsy, sexy Santa bikini tops don’t necessarily provide the support to be classified as a bra per se, these bras definitely do! After all, who doesn’t want an excuse to buy a fun bra? That’s low key my favorite part about having boobs. While you’re buying up presents for all your loved ones, definitely add these holiday bras to your cart. It’s the season of giving, but why not treat yourself?
(Side note: I attempted to be inclusive by including Hanukkah bras, but beyond bras that were blue and sparkly, I came up short. I’m not Jewish, but fun, festive Hanukkah bras need to be a thing! If you see some, let me know.)
I know I’ve already said that sexualizing the holidays gives me the squicks, but bras are different! They’re the unsung heroes of your closet! The right bra can change how your whole body looks and if done properly, they can double as excellent I’m-showing-my-bra-on-purpose-in-this-outfit accessories. Even if they’re definitely for your partner and not just for you, there’s nothing wrong with wrapping yourself up like a present if you know you’re gonna get it on Christmas Eve. Do you, girl. Get yours.
Here are 10 rad Christmas bras you need this holiday season:
Buddy The Helper BraletteHow stinkin cute is that print? It reminds me of not-ironic-or-ugly Christmas sweaters or those Christmas pajamas you used to get as a kid. I think this bra even works beyond Christmas and is excellent for winter, in general, so please keep rocking this through February. This bralette comes in grey and red and it looks so cozy I want to wear it to bed. Buy this from Dolls Kills for $30
Santa's Secret Push Up BraBig chested girls rejoice, this comes in C and D cups (as well as smaller sizes, but still)! No longer are we denied the cute bras, my sisters! Never mind that we may not need the pushing up, it's nice to feel included. Thank you, Santa, for making our boobs look good this holiday season. You rock, St. Nick. Buy this at Yandy for $6.95
Candy Cane Babe BustierDon't let the halter tie-top fool you, this bra comes with underwire and a back clasp to support you and your boobs. Rock these candy cane stripes with some green if you're feeling more elf and less Santa this holiday season. Buy this from Yandy for $41.27
Reindeer Pillow Talk SetThis micro reindeer print bra comes with matching boxer shorts and what's not to love about that? This tee shirt bra is adorable and the boxers look like perfect sleep shorts. Wear this sweater print bra under your for real holiday sweater and take your commitment to merriment to the next level. Buy this from Dolls Kill for $50
Unwrap Me Bow TeddyIf you're wrapping yourself up like a present for your boo, this ribbon bra will also double as undies. (See that third string? It's for your vag.) The largess of the bow means that you're definitely not wearing this outside of your bedroom, but if you're gift wrapping yourself, this is surely the way to do it. Buy this from Yandy for $13.95
Gingerbread Man Sports BraKeep the festivities going even when you work out! This moisture wicking sports bra will keep your boobs in one place and your holiday cheer high. The fact that it's a sports bra is giving me real "you can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man" vibes. Buy this from Zazzle for $35.70
Sleep Gnomes SetDesigned as a sleep set, this bralette and shorts combo is made from thermal material to keep you plenty snuggly at night and make you nostalgic for the thermal Christmas pajamas you used to have as a kid. Keep it cozy and cute when you go to bed Christmas Eve. Buy this from Dolls Kill for $50
Christmas Lights Bikini TopY'all, I *had* to include one that's definitely meant for costumes and dress up. What's the fun of themed clothing if you don't get to be kitschy with it sometimes? Go to that holiday costume party with this top, some high waisted jeans, and adorn yourself with some battery powered string lights. Bam! Totally original costume. Buy this from Yandy for $25.17
Glitter Snowflake BraFrosty the snowman should get some love, too. There's a whole song about him! This bra is glittery and fun and may or may not make you feel like a human snowflake and there's nothing more magical than the first snowfall of the season. Buy this from Dear-Lover for $3.99
Lighted Snowflake BraSpeaking of human snowflake, you can custom order this LED bra covered in white and silver sequins. Batteries stashed subtly in the bra itself, you can turn the lights on and off at your own discretion, but the lights are like 90 percent of the fun with this. Buy this from Enlightened (price varies)
Which of these Christmas bras is your favorite? What did we forget to include? Tell us in the comments.
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