The thought of my parents having sex, or walking in on them during the act, is absolutely traumatizing. That’s why I’m thankful I never have and probably never will witness such a… gruesome deed. I get it, our parents are human too and needed to get their freak on so that we’re even here in the first place, but we also can’t help but see our parents as exceptions to the rules of sex and intimacy. Hell, I’m sure they’d be appalled by the idea of walking in on us, too. So we’re even.
Still, there are people out there who, unfortunately, have witnessed or heard their parents in the midst of a naked game of twister, the devil’s tango, copulation…and they’ve shared desperate questions about how to deal with it with the Internet. Some of the most ridiculous of these questions are from Yahoo Answers, of course. Check out nine of them that will make you go, “Wait, WTF???”
1. LOL yes???
2. Wait, I don’t think this has to do with your being Asian.
3. OH NO! NOOOOO!
4. HER LITTLE SISTER’S REACTION THOUGH…
5. Okay, dealing with your parents doing it is terrible, but I don’t know if you’re required to be informed ahead of time.
6. S T O P.
7. Because they have needs too, boo.
8. How does she even remember this if she was four-years-old?
9. “Hu yea, hu uaaah.”
Have you ever walked in on your parents or overheard them having sex? If not, what would you do if you did? Tell us in the comments!