What To Use For Masturbating (Besides Fingers And A Dildo)

Hi Heather,

What can I use for masturbation? There is no way I will ever buy a dildo or vibrator even though I want one. If my parents saw it, I would get in trouble. But fingers aren’t really doing it anymore. After periods of time not masturbating its good, but lately I need something else. Any suggestions on what I can use for masturbation?

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I just want to say that I think it’s great that you seem to be so into masturbating. It’s such a healthy sexual outlet, and I’m glad you’re not ashamed that you’re doing it! That said, let’s try to answer your question. You already know this, but using your fingers or a sex toy is easily the safest route to go. I understand you being nervous about buying sex toys, but is it at all possible to find a really, really good hiding spot for them?

If not, let’s move on. I’m guessing you’re wondering if there are some seemingly innocent things around your house you can use to masturbate with. Maybe you’ve seen American Pie or maybe you’ve read something on the Internet about girls using baby carrots down there or maybe you saw us write about these weird things other girls use. I don’t know. Regardless, it’s really important to be careful if you’re considering using something that is not a sex toy. I would advise avoiding bananas or zucchinis or other unsuspecting fruits and veggies in your house that someone might accidentally end up eating.

What can you use? I think this is more of a game of what you should not use. Please don’t use anything wooden or pointy because if you’re embarrassed about the possibility of being caught with a dildo, imagine the embarrassment of being taken to the hospital for injuring your clitoris with a block of wood. Please don’t grab a toothbrush and go to town. Please don’t use the hairbrush you also use to, you know, brush your hair.

To be honest, it’s hard for me to recommend household objects to masturbate with in good conscious. I don’t want you to hurt yourself or get an infection or irritation because I told you it’s okay to fake penetration with a back massager. If you insist on trying to find an object in the house, please clean and sanitize it, then put some sort of condom on it before sticking it inside yourself. If you don’t know what to do with your fingers anymore, buy some lube, hide it, and try using that. It really is a different sensation.

And if you really want something different, I hate to say it, but sex toys are your best option. You can find very small ones that can easily be hidden – you can even find objects that look like something else but are actually sex toys. Just be careful and safe, because hurting yourself down there isn’t worth it.

take care,
Heather

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