17 Flawless Twitter Responses To Peeple, The Worst App You’ve Never Heard Of

We all have that one friend who Yelps. This friend is, in most cases, pretty embarrassing, because every time they receive slightly sub-par service or food at a restaurant, they just go freakin’ ham on said restaurant’s Yelp page. “They call that a ‘Dragon Roll?'” they’ll type out, furiously. “More like a dragon roll up and die, because that’s what I wanted to do after I ate here. Zero stars!!!”

Well, for all you cyberbullies out there who want to take things to the next level, things are about to get real exciting, because you can now do this with real human people. Meet Peeple, an app with an unnervingly insouciant, cutesy name that’s set to be released later this year. Basically, its mission is to give people “ratings” on a one-to-five star basis. The real kicker is this–once someone enters your data into it you literally cannot get out.

Understandably, most people who don’t harbor dreams of becoming America’s Next Top Cyberbully–or, you know, maybe just don’t think that humans are commodities–are pretty against this app. Here are the best Twitter reactions to Peeple:

1. It’s the app that makes waking up in the morning so much harder:

2. Essential instructions:
 

 
  3. Peaking in high school does suck, admittedly:

4. Yep.

 

5. I mean, it’s not even like this is idea is original:



6. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE PLIGHT OF CADY HERON??

 
  7. Lest you feel like this reaction is overblown, you might want to consider:



8. Also:

 

9. And this:


 
10. It’s not like we NEED MORE WAYS TO MAKE THE INTERNET MORE TOXIC:

 
  11. I mean…


 
12. “You inherit five million dollars the day that aliens take over the earth and say they’re gonna blow it up in two days. What do you do?”

 

13. This is probably the best part of the whole thing, though:


 

14. When your feelings get hurt because you’re a cyberbullying pioneer and no one understands your vision:

 
  15. A very reasonable reaction, actually:


 
16. It is kinda cool when everyone on the internet simultaneously decides that they hate something:

 

17. A good way to think about this:

 

What do you think about Peeple? Is it really terrible, or does everyone need to chill? Let us know in the comments!

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