12 Cute And Funny Texts You’ll Actually Want To Send To Your Crush

When I heard the news about Facebook developing a “dislike” button, I assumed that, at last, they had heard my cries.

My cries of anguish, that is, that I let out whenever I see someone post a screenshot of a text conversation between them and their “bae” on social media with the caption “relationship goals.” I mean, like, I’m glad that you and bae are happy together. I really, really am. It’s just that I don’t need to see your preemptive sexts on my newsfeed in between pictures of my grandma’s Mediterranean cruise, you know?

Recently, though, I have come across a lot of texts from people in that are funny and cute. I must begrudgingly admit that they give even my heart–jaded and battered as it is by all of the trash I see on Facebook on the regular–the most earnest of all “relationship goals.” Check them out:

1. When you date someone who’s very…passionate, apparently, about their craft:

http://another-cheap-kiss.tumblr.com/post/129573140408/dating-a-drummer-like

 

 

2. When they can find a way to make literally everything about you:

http://thecolorsinhereyes.tumblr.com/post/128819863520/coming-from-my-little-spoon-lyssathelesbianlibra

 

 

3. When they quote the thirstiest Drake lyrics…for you:

http://princessjxvii.tumblr.com/post/128809859213/1-800-hotline-bling

 

4. When they talk dirty to you:

http://disreputabletee.tumblr.com/post/96809916877

 

 

5. When they DGAF about the fact that your life is in a constant state of disarray haven’t brushed your hair for weeks:

http://aliens-bro.tumblr.com/post/129159812111

 

 

6. When your bae understands that your bed is your actual bae:

http://alicewholeftwonderland.tumblr.com/post/124367405277/this-is-literally-what-we-do

 

 

7. When they take “unconditional love” to the next level:

http://wherethepunkedthingsare.tumblr.com/post/126200479878

 

 

8. When they would sacrifice an angel-voicéd pop star…for you:

http://iridiumember.tumblr.com/post/129070495899

 

 

9. When they don’t care that you friendzone them all the time, even though you’re officially together:

http://haiimchloeee.tumblr.com/post/129179857835/me-in-a-relationship

 

 

10. When it’s fine that you’re trash, ’cause they’re kinda into garbage:

http://oldpeoplereek.tumblr.com/post/129171407895/flirting-101

 

 

11. When they think you’re breaking up with them but really you’re just hungry:

http://quandotiverqueser.tumblr.com/post/129049047589/thats-literally-me-no-we-heart-it

 

 

12. And, finally…when they do cute things like “not knowing who you are” and “being unaware that you’re in a relationship:”

http://elitedaily.tumblr.com/post/129152000353/lol-bae-you-are-so-cute-ugh-3-3-3

 

Do these texts make you feel better about the whole concept of relationship goals? Which one was your favorite? (Mine’s definitely the last one.) Let us know in the comments below!

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