19 Perfect Tweets That Will Make You Feel Better About How Single You Are

Being single isn’t that bad until, like, it is that bad. You know? Like, you’re just going about your day, reveling in that single life–you know, the one that Beyoncé sang about in “Single Ladies”– until suddenly, someone (usually Grandma. It’s always Grandma) has the NERVE to ask why you don’t have a boyfriend.

Suddenly, the single life feels more “Wish You Were Here” than “Single Ladies,” and it’s all downhill from there. Why am I single? You wonder. I have so much to offer. But, please, wallow in the despair of the single life no more–instead, learn to love it again with these Xtrong>19 hilarious tweets that totally get what it’s like to be single:

1. Because SETTLING is for NOOBS:

2. The most valuable advice comes from those who have no idea what they are talking about. In my opinion:

3. Who wouldn’t want this?

4. When you care more about, like, everything else, than being in a relationship:

5. Oh, is THAT what my eternal spinsterhood is about?

6. Perks:

7. No one wants to fluctuate in anything, after all:

8. The only bae that anyone needs, tbh:

9. Because the only thing that makes disappointment better is MORE disappointment:

10. Haha! Vindication!!

11. TRUE:

12. Can’t be dating scrubs who don’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your” tho:


14. HAHA *laughs* *cries*:

15. Because maybe you’re just waiting for THAT person:

16. When you don’t want to be single anymore, but only because you have very understandable priorities:

17. It’s true–you can stop being single whenever you want:

18. When you’re really just feeling the whole “single and ready to mingle” thang:

19. This question, though. It’ll never STOP being the worst, ya know?

Are you single? Did these tweets make you laugh? Let us know in the comments below!

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  • Pat Riarchy

    What about these hilarious sayings;

    A Woman Needs a Man Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle

    Men are toxic by nature

    Single men available to women are not good enough.