15 Thoughts You Have When You Watch Porn For The First Time

While many people are anti-porn, it’s not something to be afraid of. There are issues with the porn industry, but that doesn’t make porn itself wrong. The first time I watched porn, I was confused and a little uncomfortable. I also wasn’t watching something that I personally was interested in. It can be difficult, especially as a woman, to find porn you actually find appealing. But it’s out there!

And when you watch porn for the first time, you’ll definitely have these thoughts:

1. Should I open an Incognito browser?

Yes, duh.

2. Do I just Google this?

That seems dangerous.

3. What kind of porn am I supposed to watch?

I didn’t know there were so many types.

4. If I watch lesbian porn, does that make me a lesbian?
confused

(No, it does not.)

5. This looks relatively safe and okay.

Let’s give it a try.

6. Oh, wow. This acting is terrible.

I mean, I guess people aren’t watching for the acting. But still.

7. How are they…?

Can normal people bend like that?

8. LOL those noises cannot be real.

No way.

9. Is the person I’m sleeping with expecting me to do these things?

LOL they better not.

10. No one transitions that smoothly between positions.

Impossible.

11. Am I turned on?

I can’t tell.

12. Why are they zooming in so close?!

🙁

13. I don’t need to see that.

Nope. Could have lived without that image.

14. That looks really painful.

I can’t.

15. …

Welp.

 
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