13 Awesome Songs You Never Knew Were About Female Masturbation

We’re obviously no strangers to talking about masturbation here. It’s one of our favorite topics! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation, and we’re definitely into talking about it to get rid of the stigma. No one seems to have a problem with dudes masturbating, so how come it’s not okay for girls to do? Touching yourself is important!

Fortunately, it seems like society is coming around (finally) to the fact that women are indeed sexual beings. Our lady bits need love, and sometimes we have to give that love to ourselves! If you need a little inspiration, check out these songs you never knew were about masturbation:

1. “B.O.B.” by Macy Gray

B.O.B. stands for “Battery Operated Boyfriend” in this amazing new ode to the vibrator. The song is incredible with lyrics like “He’s always the same, he never complains, when I want another.” However, the video truly stands out by showcasing adorable animated vibrators dancing around. This is a game-changer, y’all.

2. “Feelin’ Myself” by Nicki Minaj ft. Beyoncé

“Feelin’ Myself” got a lot of attention a few weeks ago when Nicki and Queen B dropped their video for the song on TIDAL. While the video gave us serious friendship goals, a lot of people overlooked that “Feelin’ Myself” is, well, about feelin’ yourself. The chorus is literally all “I’m feelin’ myself,” but there are also lyrics like this, “And I’m feelin’ myself, jack rabbit / Feelin’ myself, back off, / Cause I’m feelin’ myself, jack off.”

3. “I Don’t Need A Man” by The Pussycat Dolls

You might think “I Don’t Need A Man” is just about being a single lady and living your life. It is, but it’s also about masturbation when you take a look at lyrics like this:

I don’t need a man to make it happen
I get off being free
I don’t need a man to make me feel good
I get off doing my thing
I don’t need a ring around my finger
To make me feel complete
So let me break it down
I can get off when you ain’t around
Oh!

4. “If” by Janet Jackson

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Janet Jackson had lots of songs that were openly about sex or sexual themes, but “If” is definitely about masturbation:

How many night I’ve laid in bed excited over you
I’ve closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways
I’ve gotten there so many times I wonder how bout you
Day and night
Night and day

5. “Strict Machine” by Goldfrapp

I don’t know about y’all, but any reference to a machine when talking about sex makes me think about a vibrator. This catchy dance tune is no doubt about masturbation when you hear lyrics like this:

When u send me a pulse
Feel a wave of new love through me
I’m dressed in white noise
U know just what I want so please
Wonderful electric, wonderful electric
Wonderful electric, cover me in u

6. “Coin-Operated Boy” by The Dresden Dolls

There’s no question The Dresden Dolls were singing about masturbation in their popular “Coin-Operated Boy.” I mean… what else is a coin-operated boy supposed to be?

Coin operated boy
Sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
But I turn him on and he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why I want a coin operated boy

7. “Shower” by Becky G

Not only is “singing in the shower” a slang term for masturbation, Becky G’s lyrics say:

Think of you when I’m going to bed
When I wake up think of you again
You are my homie, lover and friend
Exactly why

8. “Vibe On” by Dannii Minogue

This song is so clearly about a vibrator. I mean, the title is “Vibe On,” and you’ve got lyrics like “Change you up fast and slow/Till I find the frequency I like” and

Plug it in an’ give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That’s what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations

9. “In the Dark” by Dev

Dev’s dance anthem “In the Dark” is so catchy, it’ll make you forget about the lyrics. This is already a sexy song, but it’s even sexier when you realize it’s about touching yourself in the dark:

Tell me baby if its wrong?
To let my hands do what they want.
Late at night I pretend we are
Dance dance dancing in the dark

10. “Sexxx Dreams” by Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga never shies away from talking about sex through her music, which is great. “Sexxx Dreams” is about a lover and masturbation: “When I lay in bed I touch myself and I think of you.” But if you need more convincing:

Last night
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my…)
Doing really nasty things
(You were in my dreams)
Damn you were in my sex dreams
(You were in my…)
Making love in my sex dreams

11. “Kicks” by FKA twigs

First of all, FKA twigs is a boss. Second, props to having no shame about masturbating even when you have someone to have sex with. “Kicks” is all about self-love: “Tell me what do I do when you’re not here? / I get my kicks like you.” This song celebrates masturbation even further:

When I’m alone
I don’t need you
I love my touch
Know just what to do

12. “Forgiven” by Alanis Morisette

This song is a little more tricky to identify as being about masturbation, but it is when you look at lines like this: “My brothers they never went blind for what they did / But I may as well have.” This song is more about the struggle of being okay with masturbation, especially when facing things like Catholic guilt. I was always told growing up that masturbation was wrong, but guess what? It’s not!

13. “Into the Groove” by Madonna

Of course Madonna has a song about masturbation! Did you really think one of the most sexual pop stars ever wouldn’t have a masturbation song? “Into the Groove” could just be about dancing and grooving, but it’s definitely about masturbation:

Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I’m tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else

 
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  • Sara Tanling

    Hailee Steinfield Love Myself. Some people try and say its not, but it totally is. Watch the video and its pretty clear haha

  • Renee Binne

    She Bop by Cyndi Lauper

  • kellyisloser

    and body of my own by charli xcx

  • Olivia Wahl

    How about Longview by Green Day?! Obvious imo

  • BTheo138

    You forgot “Oops (Oh My) (feat. Missy Elliott)” by Tweet ” and Divinyls “I Touch Myself”!