Let’s talk about Serena and Dan on Gossip Girl for a moment, shall we? In the first season, they seemed like a cute idea. They were from opposite worlds but still managed to love each other. They kept each other balanced. And then all hell broke loose.
You might think Serena and Dan were endgame, but they were actually the worst couple ever:
1. Every time they were like “Let’s not judge each other” but did it anyway:
2. I mean…
3. That time Dan literally called Serena stupid:
I mean, she was not the brightest bulb, but still. #rude
4. That time they were all “We’re not getting back together” and immediately slept together:
5. When they personally victimized everyone on the Hampton Jitney back to the city:
6. When Dan thought Serena cheated on him and she was super sketchy:
But then she was like “I think I killed a guy,” and he was cool with that. WHAT?
7. When they broke up and got back together 10 billion times:
Their relationship was more toxic than radioactive waste, you guys.
8. When Dan hooked up with Serena’s cousin:
Even though it was someone pretending to be her cousin, but STILL. Dan thought that was okay, and Serena didn’t care?
9. When Dan dated Blair and everyone was FINE with that:
Serena was like “Sure, you dated my best friend after you said you loved me. Whatever!”
10. When they spoke like this to each other:
11. That time the ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED AND DAN WAS GOSSIP GIRL: