Something that gives me a lot of anxiety on a day-to-day basis is thinking about what my role would be in Taylor Swift’s friend group if I ever become famous.
I think about this a lot because, as a millennial, I have been conditioned to think that my fame is an eventual, nay, imminent occurrence (all I have to do is sext the right politician or become a viral meme and I’ll be there, baby). And everyone knows that the only way for a young starlet to know that she’s really arrived is to become an inducted member of Taylor Swift’s friend group (which will henceforth be known exclusively as “Swift Clique” or “Swift Squad”; hashtags to be used when appropriate). So, let us close our eyes and take ourselves to a happy place. You’ve finally made it: You’ve filled out the application, signed the contract, and placed a severed horse head in Katy Perry’s bed to seal the deal (don’t worry about it; everyone else had to do it too). But which member of the Swift Clique are you really? Let’s find out:
Which #squad member did you get? Were you surprised with your result? Let’s talk about it in the comments below!